BIDLIBIDLI-BA BA  TJO HEI!!   HELLO EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME TO MY SHOW HERE TONIGHT...  FIRST SOME MESSAGES JUST ARRIVED: NUMBER ONE: THE GENIUS OF NO LIMITS WILL SOON (?) BE OUT WITH A NEW DEMO.  THE MESSAGE ALSO TELLS HOW LONG HE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH THIS DEMO, BUT I CAN^T READ THIS BECAUSE OF BAD HANDWRITING.   THIS  MESSAGE HAS TO SENDER ADDRESS, SORRY!.   MESSAGE NUMBER 2:  GOES TO BLARGH-ERIK (IF YOU EVER READ THIS)  LETS PARTY NEXT WEEKEND LIKE THE LAST, AND THE LAST AND SO ON....  BUT IT SEEMS LIKE WE DON^T HAVE ANY LUCK OUTSIDE MOSS?!!?  IS THIS SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY CAR ???????? NO OR YES!?     MESSAGE NUMBER 3: GOES TO MORGAN OF NO LIMITS FROM      BALTAZAR       HOPE YOU LIKE MY WORK, AND HAVE A HAPPY TIME SETTING SPEEDINTHE TEXT, COS I DON^T HAVE TIME..!.. (MESSAGE FROM MORGAN: I HAVE SET SPEED FOR ONLY 1 K YET, AND I HATE IT ALREADY!!!) MESSAGE NUMBER 4: GOES TO BALTAZAR OF NO LIMITS    FROM ?  -STOP WRITING MESSAGES!!     MESSAGE NUMBER 5:   GOES TO ? , AND IT SAYS: I WILL NOT STOP; SIGNED BALTAZAR   MESSAGE NUMBER 6:GOES TO ALL MY CONTACTS. READ SOME OTHER SCROLL TO READ MY GREETINGS...   MESSAGE NUMBER 7:GOES TO JESUS, AND IT SAYS: OH LORD - HALLELUJA.  SIGNED: BRATTERUD (IDEA GHR.)  MESSAGE NUMBER 8:GOES TO THE DEVIL.  BURN IN HELL. (WHAT A COMPLIMENT!)MESSAGE NUMBER 9:GOES TO  STEIN TORE DALE FROM BALTAZAR: I HAVE LEISURE SUIT LARRY 2, AND I NEED YOU ASSISTACE!  MESSAGE NUMBER 10: A JOKE: DET VAR TRE MENN SOM STOD I DUSJEN. EN AV DEM FEIS. HVEM??       ANSWER:   DEN BAKERSTE!!!!   MESSAGE NUMBER 11:   END OF MESSAGES!!!                                                                           BLARG!!!!!!!!! DET ER ALT FRA MEG: BLARG ERIK.      AND NO IT^S MY TURN TO WRITE......        I AM WHIRLWIND OF *NO LIMITS*    I DON^T HAVEANYTHING SMART TO WRITE, SO I START WITH THE GREETINGS: THE MANAGING EDITOR OF *DIGITAL*.  THAT^S A REALLY FAB MAG.   I ALSO HAVE TO SEND GREETINGS TO ALL MY(EX)CONTACTS:  I HAVE TO APOLOGISE FOR NOT SENDING YOUR DISKS BACK, BUT AFTER I STARTED TO CODE, I^VE HAD NO TIME SO SWAP.....    OK. SOME WORDS ABOUT THE PROJECTS I^M WORKING ON NOW:  FIRST OF ALL I^M GOING TO RELEASE A PICTURE-REORGANIZER.  IT^LL SAVE YOU A LOT OF WORK CONVERTING PICTURES TO A USEABLE BOB-FORMAT.   ALSO I^M WORKING ON SOME REAL-TIME VECTOR-ROUTINES.  I HOPE I HAVE TIME ENOUGHTO MAKE A FAST FILLED-VECTOR DEMO BEFORE THE  BIIIIIG  COPY-PARTY THAT IS GOING TO BE HELD IN DRAMMEN DURING THE EASTER. NOW I HAVE TO TELL A STORY ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE.   HE IS KNOWN (FROM THE ^64) AS CHEAPSOFT, ANDHE IS A FRIEND OF CRACK 64 (FAMOUS).  OK.  ONCE UPON A TIME HE BOUGHT AN AMIGA.  HE INTENDED TO USE THE AMIGA FOR SOME (NOT JOKING) SERIOUS WORK. BUT....THE VIRUSES DROVE HIM CRAZY.  HE WAS JUST MAD AT THE VIRUSMAKERS, AND I SUPPOSE HE HAD KILLED THEM IF HE HAD MET ONE OF THEM.  WHEN WE TOLD HIM THAT WE TOO HAD MADE A VIRUS, HE DECIDEDTO SELL HIS AMIGA.  LAST WEEK HE SOLD IT, AND TRY TO GUESS WHAT HE JUST BOUGHT.  YOU^LL NEVER GUESS IT...  HE BOUGTH AN AMSTRAD!!!   I^LL SURE CALL THAT STUPID     I JUST HAVE TO SEND SOME BIG FUCKINGS:   TO ALL LAMERS CALLINGTHEMSELVES FOR BATMAN, AND ALSO TO ALL GROUPS MAKING BAT-DEMOS.                                                                                     GREETINGS (PERSONAL) FROM BALTAZAR IN NO ORDER:         * GENIUS OF NO LIMITS:  NICE SWAPPINGS AND RIPPINGS.   WE MUST MAKE A MUSIC-DISK SOON!* COCKEYE OF ETERNITY   WHEN CAN WE LOOK AT YOUR GROUPS DEMO NUMBER 2??  GOOD SWAPPING (EVEN IF YOU ARE SWEDISH!)* GRAVEDIGGER  HEY MAN, YOU MUST BE ONE OF MY FASTEST CONTACTS* HUNTER OF NO LIMITS  DID YOU UNDERSTAND ANYTHING OF MY LAME-LETTER??   * IRONHAWK OF THALYSIS   PRESS THE SPEED UP A LITTLE, OK? * MIKE OF SCCS-FATBOYS  YOO MISTER, NICE PHONECALLS - HOW IS AMIGA-PROGRAMMING??* MIKE MC.GEE ANDCYCLONEOF WHITE ORDER-PLEXUS* FLASHER OF NO LIMITS  SORRY THAT YOU ALSO HERE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WRITE TEXT + SEND ME YOUR NEW LOGO!* TYPHOON OF FRAXION  HOT STUFF IS COOL!!  *  MR. GORE OF MINDWARRIORS* DE RAT HOW^S BUISSNESGOING?  *  SLY OF FACTOR 4   THANX FOR BIG LETTERS AND THE PRESENT!*  ICY OF PHYSIC FIVE-AFL  NICE ENVELOPES YOU HAVE!?!*      SORRY IF ANYONE WAS MISSED OUT OR SOMETHING ELSE...                                     FIRST THING TO BE SAID:  THIS IS WHIRLWIND TYPING.   I^M ONE OF THE CODERS IN NO LIMITS.....YOU KNOW, THE GROUP WHO MADE THIS DEMO.   BIG FUCKINGS GO TO THE NORWEGIAN PART OF A WELL-KNOWN GROUP: YOU^LL BETTER LEARN CODING BEFORE YOU TRY TO LEARN CRACKING.                        ME (WHIRLWIND AND BALTAZAR) SENDS BIG GREETINGS TO ESPEN ELG (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT).(IQ -)  HE IS A NICE GUY WE MET AT SJ$LYST AT THE ^HJEM OG HOBBY MESSE^.  ALSO GREETINGS TOJAMCAT OF PHOBIA.  HE HELPED US GETTING A FREE ENTRANCE, AS HE WORKED FOR SPACEWORLD.   NOW.... AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE:      I WANT TO GET SOME CONTACTS, NOT FOR SWAPPING DISKS,BUT FOR SWAPPING CODING-IDEAS.  IF YOU^R NOT TOTALLY LAME, THEN WRITE TO THIS ADRESS:     TOR RINGSTAD       MURU%SEN       1827 HOB$L        NORWAY       FEEL FREE TO CALL ME AT THIS NUMBER:   09 - 92 02 36      I^LL SAY THAT ONCE MORE.   MY PHONE NUMER IS:   09 - 92 02 36.     IF THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE, KNOWING MUCH ABOUT FILLED-VECTOR GRAPHICS, WHO WANT TO SHARE HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH ME, PLEASE CONTACT ME (THIS MESSAGE IS NOT FOR YOU TEC).                                                               JO-BANG....THIS IS THE INTELLECTUALCORNER.  HERE WE ARE JUST GOING TO WRITE SENSIBLE WORDS, SUCH AS F=MA     E=MGH     U=RI   THIS YEAR IS MCMLXIIVII (?). AND KNOW A BIG SENSATION...FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A NO-LIMITS DEMO:   IVORY=LAMERS=DEAD         AS I ALWAYS SAY:  IVORY IS LAME, RABIES IS FAME           BUT....IFTHIS TEXT IS GOING TO BE INTELLECTUAL, WE CAN^T MENTION GROUPS LIKE THOSE......NEXT DEMO FROM RABIES:    A RAY-TRACING DEMO, OF COURSE REAL-TIME.   (ONE PICTURE PER WEEK(SIZE 10X10)).                   WELL, I (BALTAZAR)GUESS THAT THIS IS NOT A GOOD SCROLLTEXT.THAT^S BECAUSE WHIRLWIND HAD TO GO HOME AND WATCH BARNE-TV...  I HAVE TO WRITE 5 MORE SCROLLERS BEFORE I SEND THIS SCROLLTEXT TO MORGAN. SO I HOPE HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY IN THIS SCROLLER, BECAUSE IT^S TOO SHORT.        BIG MESSAGE:    IF YOU ALL DON^T KNOW IT BY NOW - IVORY IS DEAD  THEY JOINED RABIES AND WILL NEVER SEPERATE UNTIL THE DEATH DO THEM APART!        HOPE YOU ENJOY READING SHIT-CRAP, AND DO READ ABOUT LAST WEEKENDS NIGHTMARE (?) IN ANOTHER SCROLL (COP(PER)-FUN)    BALTAZARS PHONENUMBER IS COMING UP NOW:  (I WANT NEW HOT (=NOT! LAMERS) CONTACTS, ALSO OUTSIDE NORWAY - SEE ADDRESS IN ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT)             09 - 92 10 09                           UUU###HHH!    THIS IS MORGAN. AT THE MOMENT I AM SPEEDINGTHESCROLL,THATMEANSSETTINGINSCROLLCODESFOR THESPEED,ANDITISSODUUUUUUUULLLLL!!!!!        HERE COMES SERIOUSTEXT.......       NO LIMITS      PRESENTS A NEW INTRO     CALLED WAVE III INTRO     THE CODING WAS DONE BY MORGAN, THE FONT WAS DRAWN BY THE GENIUS AND MODYFIED BY MORGAN. THE MUSIC WAS RIPPED FROM BATTLE SQUADRON BY BALTAZAR.      IT IS MORGAN TYPING THIS PART OF THE TEXT.  FIRST OF ALL I HAVE TO SAY THAT I DONT KNOW WHY I CODED THIS INTRO, BECAUSE I HATE TO WRITE SCROLLTEXT. WELL, THAT MEANS SERIOUS SCROLLTEXT.  I GUESS I MADE IT BECAUSE I LOVE TO WRITE CRAP (I USUALLY DO).  WHENI NOW LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE BEEN WRITING SO FAR, I HAVE TO CLASSIFY IT AS CRAP(MAYBE WORSE).  IHAVE BEEN WRITING A FEW LINES ALLREADY AND IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE YET.  MAYBE THIS MAKE SENSE......       ADDRESS COMING UP.....     IF YOU WANT TO WRITE TO MORGAN, GRAB A PEN AND A PIECE OF PAPER.......        LARS AMBJORNRUD      HARALOSEN 10      2450  RENA      NORWAY                                                               AGAIN.......FOR THE THIRD TIME....WITH THE AVERAGE IQ!!!   THE GENIUS IS BACK IN ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT.......INSPIRATION IS GONE !..........THE GENIUS GOING TO BED AND SIGNING OFF...................     HOWDY,THIS IS BALTAZAR AGAIN.    YES I KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO KILL THIS TEXT. PERHAPS NOT NOW, BUT AFTER YOU HAVE READ IT...    NOW I HAVE SOME NORWEGIAN JOKES OR SAYINGS (SORRY IF YOU DON^T UNDERSTAND NORWEGIAN- YOU CAN EX. READ ANOTHER SCROLLER !?)                             YUPP  HER BEGYNNER DET:                       JEG ER S% GLAD JEG IKKE LIKER V$RTER$L, FOR DET SMAKER S% VONDT.               DET DU IKKE $NSKER, F%R DU                 N%R ET LEGEME NEDSENKES I VANN, RINGER TELEFONEN.                JO FLERE KALORIER, DESTO BEDRE SMAKER DET.            JEG ER IKKE REDD FOR % D$, MEN JEG $NSKER IKKE % V#RE TILSTEDE N%R DET SKJER.               GUD ER IKKE D$D, HAN $NSKER BARE IKKE ENGASJERE SEG.             JO H$YERE TANKER EN HAR OM SEG SELV, DESTO MER N$DVENDIG ER BESKJEDENHET.             I DET LANGE L$P ER ALLE D$DE               KJENN DEG SELV - INGEN ANNEN VIL FINNE DET BRYET VERDT.             EKTESKAP ER DEN ENESTE %RSAK TIL SKILLSMISSE.            NESTEN ALT ER LETTERE % KOMME INN I ENN UT AV.            S$LIBAT ER IKKE ARVELIG               NORGES LOV: NORGE ER DET ENESTE LAND I VERDEN DER MISUNNELSEN ER STERKERE ENN SEKSUALDRIFTEN(!)              DET VIKTIGSTE ER IKKE % VINNE, MEN % SL% SVENSKENE.       BILLETTEN ER ALLTID P% DET SISTE STEDET DU LETER.                 SELV DEN BEST KNYTTEDE SKOLISSE L$SNER P% DET VERST TENKELIGE TIDSPUNKT.                         THAT^S NOT ALL FROM BALTAZAR....... SOONBACK!        THIS IS FLASZHER AGAIN....I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE......I^VE JUST DISCOVERED WHAT REAL MUSIC IS!!!!!   EARLIER I LIKED JARRE AND VANGELIS,BUT NOW MUSIC IS:      * SENNENPSKORNET *           HERE ARE THEIR LATEST HITS:   * NU MENS SKUMRINGEN SIG SENKER *   * L%T MIG DRIKA UR KRUKKAN *   * OOH JESUS,LAT MEG KNELA NED *   I THINK THATS ENOUGH.......$FF C%RSE THIS IS ONLY MUFFF,BUT WHO CARES?????????????? ....SINCE WE HAVE NO IDEAS LEFT,WE ARE GOING TO RIP SCROLLTEXT FROM OTHER DEMOS...WAIT A MOMENT....HUNTER HAS JUST PUT HIS HEAD INSIDE A * LAMPE SKJERM *  HE LOOKS SMARTER WITHOUT IT..(OR DOES HE) ....I LOOK SMART ALWAYS (HUNTERS OPINION) ......    WELL,NOW THE SCROLLTEXT RIPPING STARTS....      HERE ARE CRYPTOBURNERS LATEST SCR%LL TEXT :    *  HELLLOOLOLO  LAIMERZ....DIS IS BLACZXKSTARR WRITING SINCE I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN A SCROLLTEXT BEFORE )JOKE??( I^LL ONLY WRITE 40 K SCROLLTEXT IN THIS DEMO...I AM COOL AND HEATSEEKER IS COOL......THAT MEANS: WE ARE COOL...MESSAGE TO VISUAL ARTS: DONT SPREAD ANY RUMOURS ABOUT OUR PARTY IN THE EASTER...IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET...DONT TELL ANYBODY THAT WEARE GOING TO HAVE THE PARTY IN DRAMMEN!!!!!......)  HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST STORY ABOUT GNUKKFRID FINBOGADOTTIR  ....IF YOU HAVE ...THATS TOO BAD!!!!......DI HVAR EIN GONG EIN JINTE S%M HEITTE GNUGGFRED.HU BODDI I EIT TEHLT LAANHGT UTE II SKAGOM.....SNAPP,SNUTE,SNIPP SO HVAR SOGA OTE... *   ENOUGH CRB SCROLL TEXT....LETS GO TO TRISTARS SCROLL.... THIS TIME WE^LL REFER ALL THE TEXT (ABOUT 35K)...     ......NO I WON^T.....I AM FUCKING TIRED OF WRITING SCROLLTEXT!!!........I THINK I^VE WRITTEN ENOUGH CRAP IN ONE DAY!!!!!!!!............GREETINGS TO EVERYBODY!!!.......                                                    AGAIN.......FOR THE THIRD TIME....WITH THE AVERAGE IQ!!!   THE GENIUS IS BACK IN ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT.......INSPIRATION IS GONE !..........THE GENIUS GOING TO BED AND SIGNING OFF...................                                      WELCOME!!  HERE IT IS BALTAZAR (AGAIN), AND I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY.   1ST I WANT TO TELL CRUSADERS THAT THEIR SCROLLTEXTS IS NOT THE WORST EVER WRITTEN. (IN THE MUSIC-SELECTORS) IF YOU GUESS WHICH DEMO IS THE WORST, I THINK YOU GOT IT RIGHT.      YES, THIS ONE    IF YOU DON^T BELIVE ME, READ THE LINES (OR BETWEEN THEM)     2ND I WOUNDER WHERE   WALKMAN OF IT  IS, WHEN ALL YOU FELLOWS MAKE A LIST OF BEST MUSIC-MEKKERS.  MY OPPINION SAYS THAT HE IS ONE OF THE (FUCKING) BEST.....!........  (HE IS!!! ED. (ED. = MORGAN))         3RD  I HAVE TO SAY TO TEC OF IT THAT HE WAS NOT FIRST OUT WITH BOBS+LINES!  (OK, I KNOW THAT THE TEXT IN HIS DEMO WAS A LITTLE OLD!)  4TH  IS NOT TO BE BORN!!!!     SO NOW I HAVE TO SEND MY ADDRESS ONCE AGAIN:              BALTAZAR        EVEN AMBJ$RNRUD        1827 HOB$L        NORWAY                                                              HELLO HUNTER...HIS TEXT IS DEDICATED TO YOU.....   YOU BETTER READ THIS (IF YOU^RE NOT DRUNK AT THE MOMENT).   ALL PEOPLE OUT THERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHILDREN MISUSING ALCOHOL?  THAT^S A TERRIBLE THING.  LISTEN TO THIS SAD STORY OF THIS MEMBER OF NO LIMITS (HUNTER).  ALL OF US THOUGTH HE WAS A DECENT BOY, BUT WE WERE ALL WRONG...   SOME DAYS AGO WE HEARD ABOUT WHAT HE HAD BEEN DOING TOGETHER WITH HIS FRIENDS.  HEHAD CONSUMED LARGE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL........AND HE EVEN LIKED IT.  WE CAN JUST SAY :    YOU DISAPPOINT US.     THE SAME THING CAN BE SAID ABOUT FLASHER.  THEIR REAL NAMES ARE SJUR KNUDSEN AND TOMM ANDERS ERIKSEN.   THEY ARE JUST 15 AND 16 YEARS OLD.  PLEASE SEND SARCASTIC COMMENTS TO THEM. WE HAVE DONE WHAT WE CAN DO....                           GOD JOL ALLASAMMA!!!  JEG V#RA HUNTER........   I WILL TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING INTERESTING.....          I AM NOW SITTING AT A NO LIMITS MEETING AND LISTENING TO ALL THE STUFF THE CODERS ARE SAYING (DE SIER TING SOM ER HELT P% B#RTUR!!!!SITAT BALTAZAR.) MITT TASTATUR ER IKKE LODDENT!!!                                              AGAIN.......FOR THE THIRD TIME....WITH THE AVERAGE IQ!!!   THE GENIUS IS BACK IN ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT.......INSPIRATION IS GONE !..........THE GENIUS GOING TO BED AND SIGNING OFF...................                                         WHAT A LUCKY DAY!I FOUND EVEN ONE MORE SCROLLTEXT THAT WAS EMPTY....   I HATE TO WRITE SCROLLTEXTS, BUT DON^T ASK ME WHY I CODE ON A NEW SCROLLTEXT DEMO...  AND I DON^T KNOW WHY I TOLD MORGAN THIS INTRO LOOKED GREAT WITH 16 SCROLLTEXTS.... I DON^T THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS WOULD DO TO MY FINGERS. AT LEAST I GET BETTER IN TYPING TEXT (AND ERRORS), BUT IF WE DO ANOTHER SCROLLDEMO, THE HOLE GROUP WILL BE THERE TO WRITE.  (NOT ONLY BALTAZAR TO WRITE 20 KB TEXT ALONE!!) (DON^T FORGET ALL THE .... MORGAN IS GOING TO WRITE! ED.)        WELL, OVER TO A GOOD STORY...             LAST WEEKENDWHIRLWIND, BLARG-ERIK AND I (BALTAZAR) WENT OUT TO MOSS TO A DISCO.   BLARG-ERIK WAS DRIVING THE CAR.  BUT I DON^T THINK BLARGH-ERIK DRIVING MEANS THE SAME TO YOU THAT IT MEANS TO HIM. WHEN HE DRIVES HE ALSO DRINKS (!) (HIKK SJUR!(SJUR = HUNTER! ED.)) EVEN THOUGH HE ALWAYS SAYS HE HAVE NO MONEY, HE GETS MANY BOTTLES + GLASSES OF BEER.(PERHAPS WHIRLWIND AND I GIVE HIM SOME CASH??)  BUT THIS TIME WE WANNED HIM TO CHECK "PROMILLEN" (THAT MEANS CHECKING HOW MUCH BLOODHE HAVE IN HIS ALCOHOLIC-SYSTEM! ED.) AT THIS DISCO.  WE PAID 10 NKR AND HE BLEW...       THE DISPLAY SHOWED:    2.6 !!!!    (I GUESS THATS A LITTLE TOO HIGH, BUT ANYWAY!!)  THEPOINT OF THIS HISTORY COMES HERE:   WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE CAR 2 HOURS AFTER THE TEST, WE FOUND OUT THAT SOMEBODY HAD BEEN IN THE CAR.  THEY HAD MESSED UP WITH THE BOTTLES, AND SCREWED THE SHIFTING-STICK-TOP OFF. (I DON^T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! ED.) (VERY FUNNY WORK) THEY HAD ALSO TAKEN THE LIGHTER OUT AND DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR!!  ONLY ONE CASSETTE WAS MISSING...     THEN WE DROVE.TALKING ABOUT THIS BREAK-IN, BLARGH-ERIK FORGOT TO TURN ON THE LIGHTS (THE ROAD HAD LIGHTS IN THE CITY) BUT HE TURNED IT ON LATER.  WE CONTINUED, AND AFTER 5 MINUTES DRIVING,A POLICECAR STOPPEDUS!!    SHIT!, I THOUGHT - THERE GOES HIS LICENCE TO DRIVE... THE COP ASKED HIM: DO YOU OFTEN DRIVE WITHOUT LIGHTS? AND HE HAD TO GET OUT OF THE CAR SO THE COP COULD SMELL IF ANY ALCOHOL WAS CONSUMED.         I DON^T KNOW IF THIS COP HAD A COLD, BUT HE DIDN^T SMELL ANYTHING!!!       WHAT A LUCKYENDING....  I GUESS NEXT TIME - NO DRINKING. (DAD^S DRIVING?!?)                                                                                       MORGAN SEND PERSONAL GREETZ TO  *CHARLIE OF NEUTRON DANCE* *TMD* *ZIG ZAG OF MADNESS* AND *ALL THE OTHER LAMERS IN NO LIMITS(BALTAZAR, COLARGOL, FLASHER, GENIUS, HUNTER, MORGAN (NOO, THAT IS ME) AND WHIRLWIND)(AND ALL THE OTHERS I HAVE FORGOT (HAVE I?))*        OH, I ALMOST FORGOT... *RABIES (NICE DEMOS AND HOT STUFF (STRAIGHT FROM THE FRIDGE, EH?))*   O.K.  THAT IS ALL....    OR IS IT????..........                       NO, THIS IS NOT THE END.  THIS IS THE START.  WELL, THAT MEANS THE START OF THIS TEXT.  BUT THAT CANT BE TRUE, COZ THIS IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TEXT.  THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE AT ALL, COS THIS TEXT JUST STARTED, AND THEREFORE IT HAVE TO BE AT THE BEGINING, BUT WHY IS IT DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TEXT THEN?  AND WHY IS IT AT THE START AND THE MIDDLE OF THE TEXT AT ONCE, AND NOT TO FORGET IN THREE OTHER LINES AT THE SAME TIME??? I AM GOING CRAZY........  AAAAAARRGHHHH............   NOOOO!!!, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!   DON^T TOUCH ME, YOU SLIMY..............                    HEY, WHAT HAVE HAPPENED HERE????  THERE HAVE JUST BEEN TWO MEN HERE, AND THEY TOOK MORGAN WITH THEM. YOU KNOW, TO THAT PLACE WHERE GUYS ARE WALKING AROUND PULLING CARROTS BEHIND THEM IN A ROPE (THEY CALL IT DOGS).                       BALTAZAR IS JUST JUMPING IN TO SEND GREETINGS TO WIRLWIND (NICE VIDEOS AT "DANSELOFTET")      AND HERE IS A TEXT A FOUND ON THE TEABAG:    GUD V#RE TAKK FOR TE^EN!   HVA SKULLE VERDEN V#RT UTEN DEN?   HVORDAN SKULLE VERDEN KUNNE EKSISTERE?  "-JEG ER GLAD JEG IKKE BLE F$TT F$R TE^EN".  SIDNEY SMITH (1771-1845)   V2.0 ER "JEG ER GLAD JEG IKKE BLE F$DT F$R ALKOHOLEN".  MORGAN (1989- )                                                          GREETINGSFROM BALTAZAR IS COMING UP IN ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT. HERE SOME BULLSHIT IS COMING UP.  NOW I JUST WOUNDER HOW MUCH CRAP I CAN WRITE IN ONE DAY. TILL NOW I HAVE WRITTEN10 KB OF IT,AND I AM NOT DONE YET.   I GUESS I WILL HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT 20 KB BEFORE I FALL OF MY CHAIR. YOU CAN READ HOW MUCH IT IS SOMEWHERE ELSE IN ONE SCROLLER. YOU KNOW IT TAKES A LOTBULLSHIT BEFORE ONES EARES FALL OFF, BUT I HAVE SOME CONSERNS ABOUT THAT. SO I HAVETO SAY THAT NO LIMITS TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY FATAL PHYSICAL OR MANTAL ERRORS THAT APPERE WHILE READING THIS OR ANY OTHER SCROLLTEXT MADE BY ANY MEMBER OF [NO LIMITS]           THAT^S THAT.  I HAVE TO CONTROL MY EARS NOW.          PAUSE                             OK - NO ERRORS     WELL AS THE VICE MEN SAYS (OR WAS IT THEM?): (MIAMI VICE, I GUESS! ED.)        "N% HAR VI SPYDD P% GULVET, N% HAR VI SPYDD P% TREET.    N% SKAL VI SPY P% KJ$KKENET .....  TRA LA LA LA LAAAA...    YES I AGREE, I HAVE BEEN INSPIRED BY THE CHRISTMAS TIME THAT IS COMING UP...        NOW A SPECIALTHANX TO THE CREATORES OF SETKEY.  WITHOUT THEM THIS HADN^T BEEN POSSIBLE. THAT^S BECAUSE I USE SETKEY TO MODIFY THE F1-F10 KEYS TO HELP ME WITH THE DC.B AND RETURNS.  I GUESS I WOULD HAVE GONE NUTS IF I HAD TO TYPE ALL THE DC.B^S               AND ANOTHER MESSAGE TO THE CREATORS OF    ZINE    I WANT TO SAY:     GREAT MAGAZINE!       VERY GOOD JOB!    (BUT STILL SOME MORE WORK TO DO TO MAKE IT BEST)     I THINK I ALSO WILL MAKE A MAGAZINE. I WILL CALL IT     TOILET-PAPER  !!!                  NO JUST KIDDING!!                                                                          DET FINNES INGEN GRENSER FOR HVA VI KAN FINNE P%!!!    HERE IS SOME NORWAGIAN (PERVERSE) POEMS:      BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW WHAT SSS STANDS FOR?      SSS=SEKSUELTSKRUB-SULTEN!! NOW SWITCHING OVER TO NORWEGIAN     -    POEM NUMBER 1:  DA KARLSEN OG JEG GIKK V%R VEI       BLE SJEFEN P% FRYDENLUND LITT LEI    DEKTEKTIVER SOM VI VAR    KARLSEN KUN $L I BETALING TAR    PLUTSELIG EN DAG FIKK VI EN SAK     JEG GIKK F$RST, KARLSEN SJANGLET BAK    SKAL SI AT KARLSEN BLE LITT RAR     DA DET HADDE V#RT RAN I HANS FASTE BAR   S% MED 70 %R P% BAKEN      VAR DET BEST VI TOK SAKEN      EN DAG KARLSEN VAR FULL BLE HAN LITT RAR       OG FORTALTE OM SIN EDRUELIGE FAR      OG DA SKJ$NTE JEG MED EN GANG DET HELE     AT DET VAR HAN SOM $LET VILLE STJELE     FOR KARLSEN HAR PROBLEMER MED $LET      HVER GANG HAN DRIKKER BLIR HAN EN B$LLE         S% DERFOR HANS FAR I BAREN GJORDE BREKK        FOR % F% ALT DET J#VLA $LET VEKK      S% ATTER EN GANG MED DUNDER OG BRAK      HAR KARLSEN OG JEG L$ST EN SAK.                 POEM NUMER 2:          LILLE OLE VAR SOM GUTTER FLEST       HAN VAR S% GLAD I SIN GYNGEHEST        HAN SKREK OG JOKKET S% FLISENE F$K       HELT TIL EN DAG DA FORHUDEN R$K    POEM NUMBER 3:     JEG DRIKKER B%DE $L OG SPRIT       HVER DAG DET ER ETT J#VLA SLIT     MEN JEG ER N$DT TIL % HA ALKOHOL     SELV OM JEG SITTER I RULLESTOL.         HVER DAG JEG KJ$RER FRA BAR TIL BAR       OG FLER OG FLER $L JEG TAR.        MEN BLIR JEG TATT FOR % KJ$RE I FYLLA       SKRUR JEG AV BEINA OG LEGGER DEM P% HYLLA.        POEM NUMER 4:          EN GANG JEG TOK TRIKKEN         S% KL$DDE JEG S%NN P% KNE        -NEI DET VAR SELVSAGT TULL        JEG KL$DDE LENGRE OPP ENN DET.      POEM NUMBER 5:    DET VAR EN VERVET MILIT#R     HAN $NSKET SEG SIN EGEN H#R      HELT SIDEN HAN BLE B#RT TIL D%PEN        HAR HANS LIDENSKAP V#RT SKYTEV%PEN         HANS ST$RSTE DR$M BLE OPPFYLT TILSLUTT     SOM YRKESMILIT#R HAN EN DAG BLE SKUTT.       POEM NUMBER 6: (LAST ONE, HAVE TO SAVE SOME FOR NEXT DEMO)      PETTER HADDE F%TT EN LILLEBROR        SOM VAR FULL AV DRITT OG KUN EN NEVE STOR       HAN VAR JO KUN TIL BRY DER HAN L%       S% PETTER HENTET BENSIN OG TENTE P%.                     LAST BAD JOKE:        N%R GURAN (FANTOMET) FORTELLER VITSER S% LER ALLE S% HELE JUNGELEN RISTER BR$D!!!  (TOAST, TOAST! ED.)                                            FLASHER!!             IS BACK ONCE AGAIN....I WILL NOW WRITE SOME SCROLLTEXT TO THIS WAVE INTRO 3..    EVEN(BALTAZAR) HAVE ALLREADY WRITTEN 26 K WITH TEXT..I AM NOT GOING TO WRITE THAT MUCH,CAUSE IT IS BORING TO WRITE SOMUCH SCROLLTEXT(BULL!!)..WELL,NO LIMITS HAVE STARTED TO RELEASE A COMPACT DISK...(YOU WILL PROBABLY FIND THIS DEMO ON ONE OF THEM) ...    NOW I WILL SEND SOME GREETINGS TO SOME OF MY CONTACTS.....SPECIAL HELLOS TO:  * ALTAIR *    * ALCATRAZ AND TSK CREW *    * BOUNTY *    * BROWBEAT *    * BYTERAPERS INC. *    * END OF CENTURY *    * EXODUS *    * FRAXION *     * HUMANOIDS *    * MASTER CREW *    * IT *    * REBELS *    * POWERLORDS (HOPE TO SEE YOUR MEGADEMO SOON)    * PHOENIX *    * PLEXUS *    * SIRIUS CYB.(STILL ALIVE?)    * WARP 9 *        I DONT REMEMBER ANYONE ELSE......MORE BULL COMING UP....MESSAGE TO EVERYBODY...IF YOU WANT TO SPREAD YOUR PRODUCTS....SEND THEM TO ME, AND WE^LL PUT THEM ON OUR COMPACK DISKS!!!!!   IF YOU ARE A COOL GUY...THEN WRITE TOME....MY ADDRESS IS:      FLASHER           SKANSEN 57               3408 TRANBY          NORWAY            BY THE WAY....HAR DERE H$RT OM DEN NYE LAMERN???   * DALAI LAMER *.......COOL EH???????????????        THATS ALL FROM ME...    CU LATER...     AND DONT FORGET  * NO LIMITS..HOT STUFF,STRAIGHT FROM THE FRIDGE!!!.........               I AM BACK...................AFTER TWO WEEKS..... ONCEAGAINFLASHER IS HERE IN HIS ONE AND ONLY SCROLLTEXT....   WHAT AM I GOING TO DO????????   THE GENIUS REFUSES TO MAKE PIZZA FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!....... HERE IS SOME THINGS I CAN DO....  1.  I COULD KILL HIM(THE EASY WAY)   2.  I CAN THREATHE TO FORMAT ALL HIS SOURCE DISKS   3. I COULD COMMIT SUICIDE (THE BEST SOLUTION,YET(I WOULDNT BE HUNGRY IF I WAS DEAD,STUPID))   4.  I COULD MAKE THE PIZZA MYSELF..(NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!)...   5.  I COULD STOP WRITING THIS CRAP...      WELL,WHATSTHE ANSWER    YOUVE GOT 5 SECONDS     4   3   2   1   0   ....    FIGURED IT OUT ????     WELL,THE RIGHT ANSWER IS......................................................................................................................................................................................READ THE SINUS SCROLLER FOR THE RIGHT ANSWER.....            HEAVEN IS NEAR.....GOD IS HERE......       N% KOMMER JESUS SNART.......DET ER HELT SANT      NEXT YEAR I AM GOING TO A NEW SCHOOL....ITS CALLED * BUSKERUD SENTRALSYKEHUS,PSYKIATRISK AVDELING * POPUL#RT KALLT* LIER ASYL * ..................I THINK I WILL STOP NOW (I BET YOU WOULDNT MIND)......... CU LATER.......                                                            WARNING!  WARNING!  WARNING!  PLEASE DON^T READ ANY OF THE OTHER SCROLLERS BEFORE YOU HAVE READ THIS ONE!!!  I, MORGAN OF NO LIMIS, HAVE MADE THIS INTRO, BUT HONESTLY, I WOULDN^T HAVE MADE IT IF I KNEW THAT THE OTHER GUYS WERE GOING TO WRITE SO MUCH ......      I REALLY DON^T KNOW WHAT I SHALL CALL IT. I HAVE TO INVENT A NEW WORD....  I CALL IT BLARGH!  I HOPE YOU ARE INSTALLED WITH THE STANDARD COMMEN SENCE, AND ARE GOING TO TURN OFF THIS PIECE OF ACID BEFORE YOU GET DAMAGED IN ANY WAY. FINALLY I WILL MENTION THAT THE TEXT IN THIS INTRO IS COPYRIGHTED BY NO LIMITS.  (ANY PERSON WHO WANTS TO COPY THIS TEXT MUST BE RATHER MAD!!!)  NOW, I WILL COUNT DOWN FROM TEN TO ZERO TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO TURN OFF THIS INTRO BEFORE THIS SCROLLER WILL BE FILLED WITH ACID TEXT TOO.    10     9     8     7     6     5     4     3     2     1     0     YURK!!!     YOU WERE TO SLOW.I REALLY HATE (HA!)TO SAYIT, BUT IT IS ALL LOST!! YOU ARE ALLREADY PARALYSED, YOU DON^T HAVE THE STRENGHT TO PRESS THE MOUSEBUTTON TO END THIS HORROR, YOUR EYES SEEMS TO BE TIED TO THE SCREEN, YOU CAN^T REMOVE THEM TO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE, SLOWLY THE WORDS FROM THIS SCROLLER PENETRATES YOUR BRAIN AND SLOWLY YOUR BRAIN BEGIN TO BE POISONED. SOON YOUR INTELLEGENCE BEGIN TO FALL DOWN THE IQ-SCALA, AND SOON YOU WILL BE ON THE SAME MORAL, CULTURAL AND INTELLIGENCIAL LEVEL AS THE NO LIMITS MEMBERS.   THE MORAL LEVEL IS NO MORAL, THE CULTURAL LEVEL IS BEER, PARTIES AND PIZZA, AND THE INTELLIGENCIAL LEVEL IS A MAX. IQ OF 30. (25 IS NEEDED TO INSERT A DISK IN THE DRIVE (OR DID SOMEBODY HELP YOU TO INSERT THE DISK??.))......   HEY, MOTHER! COME AND CHANGE THE DISK FOR ME!           WHAT^S THE NEXT STUPID THING I SHALL WRITE?  MAYBE I SHALL TELL YOU ABOUT THE AMIGA I^M USING TO WRITE THIS CRAP. IT BELONGS TO HUNTER AND IT^S REALLY A HEARY MACHINE! THAT MEANS THAT THE KEYBOARD IS FULL OF DUST. I THINK I WILL TELL HIM TO USE THE VACUUM CLEANER ON IT. IT WILL BE A COUPLE OF HOURS WORK, BUT I THINK IT^S WORTH IT. IT MAKES IT EASIER TO FIND THE RIGHT KEYS TO PRESS. HUNTER JUST TOLD ME NOT TO MOBB HIM. WELL, ACTUALLY I^M NOT, IT^S HIS AMIGA I^M MOBBING!                 HELLO, THIS IS MORGAN AGAIN. ACTUALLY IT IS A WEEK (MAYBE MORE) SINCE I WROTE THE OTHER TEXT. (I GUESS YOU DIDN^T NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU READ THE TEXT.)     WHAT SHALL I WRITE ABOUT NOW THEN???     OK. HERE IS THE STORY ABOUT .......   ME (FOR INSTACE)...   I AM SITTING HERE TYPING THIS SHIT. I DON^T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU READ IT, COZ I AM JUST TYPING THIS TO FILL UP THE SCROLLER. (AND MAYBE SETTING A NEW RECORD IN CRAP-WRITING). FLASHER AND HUNTER ARE SITTING BESIDE ME AND THEY ARE PLAYING TENNIS AND GHOST^N^GOBS 2. THE GENIUS AND WHIRLWIND IS ALSO HERE AND THEY ARE TRYING TO CODE SOMETHING, BOBS AND OR VECTOR OR MAYBE SOMETHING AT ALL. OR IS IT ANYTHING, TOO.      THIS MAKES NO SENCE AT ALL, AND THAT^S GOOD.     LET^S WRITE NOTTING ABOUT GENIUS^ GARBAGE CAN, FLASHER^S NICE DRIVE, COCA COLA, SAMANTHA FOX,  CEAUSESCU, DATOR, THE APPLE TREE, OR SOMETHING ELSE     HERE IS A STATEMENT FROM FLASHER:    TENNIS IS JAM.     ANYWAY, THAT^S MAKE SENCE.  IF IT DON^T, PLEASE READ ANOTHER SCROLLER.      HERE IS A MESSAGE.  LOOK OUT FOR THE NEW RABIES DEMO, WITH CODING, GRAPHICS AND MUZAX BY TE.......   SORRY, I SHOULDN^T HAVE SAID THAT.    HERE IS ANOTHER MESSAGE.       IT^S FROM IT AND IT SAYS .....    WALKMAN HAS BEGAN TO USE DPAINT 3. IF HE MAKES GRAPHICS THE SAME WAY THAT HE MAKES MUSIC, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO....   AND TEC HAS STARTED TO COMPOSE MUSIC AND WE AIN^T GOING TOSAY MORE ABOUT THAT.. OR MAYBE FLASHER WILL SAY SOMETHING..........YEZ...THATS RIGHT.   I WONDER WHAT THE RESULT OF TECS MUSIC MAKING WILL BE.. HE IS TRYING TO CONVERTA SONG CALLED * DAS OHMEN *  ...IT CONTAINS ALOT OF SAMPLES AND I GUESSIT WILL BE ABOUT 300 K LONG.......WELL,WE^LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE ............THAT^S THE END OF ANOTHERSCROLL TEXT...     SEE YOU IN ANOTHER ONE.....                                34 K WITHSCROLLTEXT!!!               HELLO AND WELCOME TO A NEW NO LIMITS PRODUCTION    . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . .                WHATS FOR DINNER TODAY??     BALTAZAR WOUNDERED...    PPPSST!!  HELLO EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME TO THIS SCROLLY DEMO. IF YOU WANT TO READ ALL THE TEXT, YOU SHOULD PREPARE CAREFULLY:  REMEMBER ALL THIS THINGS - YOU DON^T WANT TO READ HALF OF THE TEXT TWIZE, AND NEVER READ THE LAST PART (THE BEST) BECAUSE OF BAD TIMING?!? (OR WOULD YOU?) JUST REMEMBER: A GOOD CHAIR TO SIT IN SO YOUR ASS OR BACK WOUN^T COMPLAIN, DO NOT LOOK AT THE SCREEN FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES (THEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A 1 HOUR BREAK), ELSE YOUR EYES WILL BE DESTROYED BY ALL THE UGLY .... CROSSING THE SCREEN, 6 CLOCKS (WITH BELLS, SO YOU WOUN^T SLEEP IN), SOMETHING TO EAT + MANY OTHER THINGS I WILL NOT TELL.      BUT ALLWAYS THE READER WOUNDER ABOUT HOW LONG THE TEXT IS...     NOW I HAVE THE HONOUR TO TELL YOU THAT: IT IS ABOUT 24 KB LONG!!    AND I HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT 22 KB OF THE TEXT.(I=BALTAZAR)    IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW THIS TEXT, YOU WILL WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL THENEXT DAY!!  THE REASON IS SIMPLE: ALL THE THINGS I AM GOING TO CHAT ABOUT IS VERY TUNGT FORD$YELIG, IF JEG SKULLE SAGT DET SELV.    BULLSHIT, YOU GUESS...  NO, I SAY... THIS IS GOING TO BE VERY FUN. SO WHY DON^T WE START WITH A JOKE: FORLEDEN FORMIDDAG RINGTE TELEFONEN HOS SLAKTER MONSEN. -HALLO! ER DET SLAKTER MONSEN?  -JA.  -HAR DE KALVEHODE?  -JA. -HAR DE OKSERYGG?  -JA.  -GRISELABBER?  -JA.  -HVORDAN I ALL VERDEN ER DET DE SER UT DA MANN, SA STEMMEN OG S% BLE R$RET LAGT P%.  WELL WHEN THERE IS ONE JOKE, I RATHER TELL YOU 9 MORE: KARI VAR NETTOP KOMMET HJEM FRA SYKEHUSET. HUN VAR BLITT OPERERT. EN DAG HUN VAR UTE OG GIKK TUR MED SIN VENN OLA, SPURTE HUN: -VIL DU SE HVOR JEG BLE OPERERT?  OLA S% FORVENTNINGSFULLT P% HENNE. -DER, SA HUN OG PEKTE P% SYKEHUSET. (HA-HA) DAMEN:-SI MEG, HERR L$YNTNANT, HVORFOR BRUKER DE SPORER P% ST$VLENE N%R DE IKKE RIR? L$YNTANTEN:-SI MEG, FR$KEN, HVORFOR BRUKER DE FJ#R I HATTEN N%R DE IKKE LEGGER EGG? (HA,HA) -P% HVILKEN M%TE ER KUAS SKINN NYTTIG? -DET HOLDER KUA SAMMEN. (HA,HA) L#REGUTTEN:-JEG KAN IKKE BEGRIPE HVORFOR MESTER^N SIER AT JEG ER DEN MEST GRISETE P% HELE VERKSTEDET. OM L$RDAGEN ER DET IKKE ET H%NDKLE SOM ER S% RENT SOM MITT. (T$RR) -N%, LISE, M% DU V#RE FORSIKTIG MED DENNYE K%PEN DIN. DU F%R BARE BRUKE DEN N%R DU G%R BORT. -MEN MAMMA, HVA SKAL JEG HA P% MEG N%R JEG G%R HJEM DA? (HOST) -ELSKEDE, SA HAN,-VIL DU GIFTE DEG MED MEG. HVIS IKKE DU VIL, D%R JEG.  HUN VILLE IKKE, OG HAN D$DE - 70 %R SEINERE. (HI,HI) -DENNE OPPSLAGSBOKEN GJ$R HALVE ARBEIDET FOR DEG,SA BOKHANDLEREN TIL STUDENTEN. -HERLIG, SA STUDENTEN,-GI MEG TO! (HARK) TOMMY:HVOR GAMMEL ER BROREN DIN, HANS? HANS:ETT %R. TOMMY:DET VAR RART. HUNDEN MIN ER BARE ET HALVT %R GAMMMEL, MEN DEN HAR KUNNET G% LENGE. HANS:DET BURDE DEN OGS%, DEN HAR JO OGS% DOBBELT S% MANGE BEN.    WELL WASN^T THAT FUN??   IF NOT, PERHAPS IT WASN^T 10 JOKES, I MUST HAVE COUNTED WRONG....    (COUNTING)      YOU ARE RIGHT - SO WE TAKE 3 MORE...        HA-HA FOOLED YOU!! NO MORE JOKES UNTIL I FIND A GOOD ONE.   WHAT ABOUT A STORY?  OK:  (I HATE THIS ONE! ED.)       SKUDDET PISKET STILLHETEN I FILLER. DET MANTLEDE PROSJEKTILET MED DEN LUMSKE, BUTTE BLYSPISSEN SNERRET MED OVERLYDSHASTIGHET DE %TTI METERNE, SLO INN MED VOLDSOM KRAFT, EKSPANDERTE I EN BR$KDEL AV ET SEKUND OG SENDTE ET VOLDSOMT HYDROSTATISK SJOKK GJENNOM HELE KROPPEN, SLO OPP EN S%RKANAL SOM TRE FINGRE, OG STANSET OMSIDER I BOGBLADET P% DEN ANDRE SIDEN.      HJORTENSTUPTE DER DEN STOD, SPARKET ET PAR GANGER MED BEINA OG STRAKTE SEG S% LANGSOMT UT I D$DEN.    MORGAN SENKET RIFLEN LANGSOMT, TOK LADEGREP OG SIKRET MENS HAN SNIFFET I SEG DEN S#REGNE, BITRE LUKTEN AV R$KSVAKT KRUTT.           ET PERFEKT SKUDD.      (EVER HEARED ABOUT MORGAN KANE? ED.)    WELL, I GUESS THAT WOULD BE ALL THE SERIOUS TEXT TONIGHT  BUT PERHAPS NOT.   NOW I HAVE A GREETING TO MY FRIEND IN RABIES: (FROM BALTAZAR) S#DMUND DEN MUGGSPISTE(?)  HELLO FRIEND - HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! I SAY THIS NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING OUT ON THE GREAT SEAS NOW TO PLUNDER AND RAPE IN THE OVERSEAS COUNTRIES, AND WILL NOT BE HOME FOR THE NEW YEAR HAS ENTERED.  SO I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK AND HOPE YOU CAN SWIM(!)    FOR THE REST OF THE FELLOWS I SWAP WITH, LOOK IN ANOTHER DESENT PLACE IN ANOTHER SCROLLER FOR GREETINGS + MESSAGES.       NOW I GUESS YOU ALL WILL READ SOMETHING I WROTE LONG TIME AGO:         DEILIG ER DEN HIMMEL BL%, LYST DET ER % SE DER P%, HVOR DE GYLDNE STJERNER BLINKER, HVOR DE SMILER, HVOR DE VINKER. OSS FRA JORDEN OPP TIL SEG, OSS FRA JORDEN OPP TIL SEG.  (WE SKIP THE NEXT 3 VERS)  DENNE STJERNE LYS OG MILD, SOM ALDRI LEDE VILL, ER HANS GUDDOMSORD DET KLARE, SOM HAN LOTOSS %PENBARE FOR % LYSE FOR V%R FOT, FOR % LYSE FOR V%R FOT.         YES, I HAVE TO SAY IT...   I DIDN^T WROTE THAT - I JUST WANNED YOU TO PRACTISE A LITTLE NOW, ABOUT 2 WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG DAY: 24TH OF DECEMBER.          NOW A MESSAGE TO FLASHER OF NO LIMITS:   I HOPE YOU HAVE SURVIVED THIS FAR?! HEY, YOU MUST BE THE SLOWER THAT A SNAIL-RACE.  LAST TIME I SEND SOMETHING TO YOU IS VERY LONG PAST MY MEMORY-EXPANSION THAT YOU DON^T HAVE.....   MOBB-MOBB-MOBB!  IS THAT MEMBERSHIP STILL FREE IF I THROW MY EXTRA-RAM AWAY?? (THE-ONLY-ONES-WITHOUT-RAM-IN-NO LIMITS(GROUP IN A GROUP)- WHAT A MESS-(AGE))))) IS THERE ENOUGH )^S ??      I DON^T CARE ANYWAY....    BUY THE WAY,MY ADRESS IS:      BALTAZAR          EVEN AMBJ$RNRUD            1827 HOB$L        NORWAY (!)        THE BIGGEST UNANSWERED QUESTION IS WHERE THE HELL IS THE BEST DEMOS FROM TROLLHATTAN-DEMO COMPETITION!!!       I REALLY WANT THEM IF ANYONE HAVE THEM...    TJO HEI  KJ$TTDEIG!!!!   HVOR FINT DET ER % HA #$%ISCROLLTEKSTEN!!!!     WELL HERE IS SOME MORE LYRICS, NOW IN ENGLISH FROM A BULLSHIT BOOK I FOUND:       DISCERNING THE TIME. (LUK 12.54-57)  AND TO THE CROWD HE SAID, "WHEN YOU SEE A CLOUD COMING UP INTHE WEST, AT ONCE YOU REMARK, "A SHOWER IS COMING," AND SO IT IS. AND WHEN THE SOUTH WIND BLOWS, YOU SAY, "IT WILL BE HOT," AND IT HAPPENS. YOU HYPOCRITES! YOU KNOW HOW TO INTERPRET THE APPEARANCE OF EARTH AND SKY; WHY THEN CAN YOU NOT EVALUATE THIS TIME?