Illegal Copy Issue 01 23-05-1991A WARM WELCOME FROM ALL VISIONAIRS... 01 - CONTENTS 02 - WELCOME TO ILLEGAL COPY! 03 - CHILDS PLAY PART II 04 - IT BY STEPHAN KING 05 - HARDWARE, THE COMMENTS 06 - HARDWARE, THE MOVIE 07 - MISERY WITH J. CAAN & C. BATES 08 - SILENCE OF THE LAMBS 09 - SILENCE OF THE LAMBS PART II 10 - THE GRIFTERS WITH A. HUSTON 11 - MARKED FOR DEATH WITH S. SEAGAL 12 - CHAINS OF GOLD WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA 13 - PREDATOR PART II WITH D. GLOVER 14 - HOT NEWS, DID YOU KNOW THAT...... 15 - SEQUELS AND SEQUELS.... 16 - TOP TEN MOVIES 17 - SOME NICE TIPS FOR YA VIDEO 18 - INFO PAGE FROM DA STAFF OF I.C. 19 - MAXIMUM PLEASURE COPY PARTY 20 - VISION & LEGEND COPY PARTY 21 - HOW TO CONTACT ILLEGAL COPY 22 - SLASH'S PAGE SOME KEYS TO USE LEFT MB/CURSOR - Page Backward RIGHT MB/CURSOR - Page Foreward 0-9 (Also on Numpad) - Choose Page S - Scroller On/Off M - Music On/Off F - Led On/Off F1 - F5 - BackGroundColor HELP - Show Contents ESC - Exit to CLI * * *** *** *** *** * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *** * * * * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *** *** *** *** * * DISCOVER THE DIFFERENCE @ Hello and welcome to the first issue of Illegal Copy. In this magazine we will review the latest movies, besides this there will also be some normal articles but only in the minority. This magazine is not meant to compete with all the other mags, it is just a substitute of the papermag 'Illegal Copy' that is made by Johnny Boy and Mighty Mike/Vsn. There is also a c64 mag by Decade so almost every movie-freak can read this mag, whether he has a computer or not. We hope you will like this magazine as much as we do and have fun reading it. The Publishers PS: Every body can copy this wonderfull magazine but remeber this is a FREEWARE product !! The Copyrights are from ViSioN and noone has the right to Sell/Hire this beautifull(?) Mag without our written permission !!!! @ CHILD'S PLAY PART II Yup Chucky is back again..... It starts with the factory where the 'good guys' are made. They took the burned parts of Chucky to a lab in the factory where they examinate the leftovers from the doll. But than a short circuit makes the doll alive.... again. If you saw part 1 you should know that Chucky told the secret (who he really was!) to Andy. Chucky must find Andy to enter his body, coz otherwise his soul must stay in the doll. Andy now lives in a fosterhome. When he recognizes that Chucky is after him, nobody believes him, but when his fosterparents are killed by Chucky, a girl who is also staying in that family helps him. Together they have to kill Chucky before they will be killed.. Again a good sequel but not that much exitement and horror as the first part. Rating: 6.5 @ IT by Stephen King This 3 hours horror movie turns out not so bad, as we were told. It's all about a clown called pennywise. Seven kids have the same 'dream' about a clown. The clown is terrorising them, but one day when the kids have enough of it, they go on a clownshunt. Pennywise is staying in the sewer. One of the kids knows where the sewer starts and they go there. When they are looking at Pennywise, they shoot a silver rock to his head and hits it. They all make an promise that if pennywise would show up again, they all will meet and will kill him for good. When a little girl is killed, one of the kids finds an indication from pennywise. He calls all the other kids to set up a meeting and they all go hunting pennywise again. For those who love horror movies, don't expect to much, for stephen King fans..Go see it. Rating: 7 @ HARDWARE THE COMMENTS This is realy a cool movie so we will give you some ratings and opinions of other people..... US magazine gives the film 3 stars and calls it.... As terrifying as Alien, as disturbing as 1984. WOR RADIO says: "The most thought provoking film since A clock work orange." and Fangoria Magazine calls it...... the best science fiction horror film of the year. We?? We just think its fucking unbelieveble. @ HARDWARE THE MOVIE.... After the big war (not the gulfwar) the earth is just a big hell hole. Radioactivity rules on our planet, but the cool ones live on in deep space. Now two of these survivors come back. One finds the head of a robot and gives it (with some other junk) to his girlfriend. She puts some parts of it together and she has sex. (no dummy not with the robot) It seemes that the robot is a government project to destroy bad life on the planet. Anyway it`s still an experiment...but now in the 21st century the experiment is out of control. The MARK 13 (the name of the robot) does not only kill the bad people....no (no?) yes, no, he just kills everyone...by the road, as I can see you thinking and sweating for the question WHY THE HELL IS THAT DUDE CALLED MARK 13...... well...b4 you eat your shoe, here`s the answer to that question. Eh....oh yeah! It`s called so after a phrase in the Bible coz under mark 13 there stood NO FLESH SHALL BE SPARED. Well satisfied now, o.k. than back to the film. The robot comes alive (you guessed it) and he begins to destroy anything that gets in his way (real fun). Well the excitement is on top. Together they have to find a way to kill the bastard, will they succeed?? (yes, hehehe) Rating:8 @ MISERY with JAMES CAAN & CATHY BATES Paul Sheldon (J.C.) is a succesful writer. He made his first succes with the book misery. Now he wants to quit with writing novels about misery so he has to let misery die in his last book. After finishing the final chapter at the silver creek he wants to bring the book to his publisher, when he drives away he doesn`t know that there was a storm coming up. He gets an accident and he slides down from a hill. Somebody pulls him out of the car and takes him home. after sleeping some days, paul wakes up and finds himself in a bed with two badly injured legs and a broken arm. A woman, Anny Miller (C.B. who got an oscar for this roll) is taking care of Paul. She was a nurse before her husband died. Well after some days of rest and sleep, Paul is slowly recovering. Ann asks him if she may read the last novel of misery. She is so possessed of misery that she even has a pig called misery. Then it happens, when she reads that misery dies in the last book, she get so upset about it, that she makes the recovery of Paul`s accident impossible. She gives him bad pills that instead of taking the pain away, only increases it plus that she is hitting him etc. Than she even burns his last book, and he didn`t even have a copy. Ann asks him to write a new final book and let misery live. Well we beter quit here otherwise it won`t be exciting anymore. For the Stephen King fans..........see this one too, it`s an awesome thriller. Rating: 8 @ SILENCE OF THE LAMBS with J.Foster / A.Hopkins Clarice Starling (J.F.) is a well trained and good educated police cop. She has the assignment to find the maniac killer (Buffalo Bill) who kidnappes young women and then cuts pieces of skin off their bodies. First she has to interrogate the intelligent but very agressive psycho, Hannibal (the kannibal) Lecter (AH). He tells her that BB does the killing to free him of some sexual frustrations and that he might be a transsexual. Another victim is found and inside her is a little cocoon of an insect that normaly only lives in Asia. Clarice goes back to Hannibal again who is now transported to another jail. CS feels some simpathy for H. and he wants to know why she want to get this Buffalo Bill so much. Then CS tells him the story that after the death of her father and mother she was raised at a farm. And one night she heared screaming from the barn. When she went out for a look in it she saw little lambs who got slaughtered, and she tried to free them but they wouldn`t come out. Then she picks out one lamb and run away with it. But it was to heavy to carry. At the end she got caught. The lamb got slaughtered and she is put in a home for parentless children. Now H. presumes that she thinks by catching BB the terrible screaming of the lambs will stop and the lambs will be silent. After some more hints she goes out to find the killer. @ Meanwhile H. escapes on a very bloody and thrilling way. Clarice informs the police that she found the killer, but they tell her that they`re just on their way to get him. Clarice still does some investigations at the home of the parents of the kidnapped girl. And here she gets the point. It seemes that Catherine (the kidnapped girl) was a good dress maker. Now Clarice thinks that the killer wants a transplantation on himself to turn him into a woman. When she arrives at the killers house the fun realy starts. WELL CLARICE?? CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS NOW..... rating: 8.5 @ THE GRIFTERS WITH A.HUSTON AND J.CUSACK This movie is about a young grifter (J.Cusack) whom`s mother left him when he was a kid. He is cheating with dicing and if he goes to a bar he wants to have change for a 20 and when the man is reaching for the change he quickly change it into a 1 dollar bill, but he get's the change for 20 bux. This cheap grifter has a girlfriend who can't pay her own rent, so she goes to bed with the housekeeper when she has to pay. When John get's a kick in the stomach in some bar, he has to go to the hospital where his mother(A.Huston) shows up again. She is also a grifter, she works for a bookmaker, she has to buy the tickits at the horse races, but she steals also by putting money from her boss in a suitcase in the car and picks up the loosers tickits and will tell the boss she bought them. One day the girlfriend finds out about the suitcase and wants to steal it. Well you don't have to see this one, coz it ain't that good as it seemes. They say the film isn't a B-movie but we think that is all bullshit. Rating: 5 @ MARKED FOR DEATH WITH STEVEN SEAGAL John Hatcher (S.Seagal) is a cop who's gettin' tired of killing all the bad guys. He is going to quit the force. When he's staying at his sister's place he still sees all the bad motherfuckers again in that town, the jamaicans. They are rulin' the town with dealing drugs and killing people. The leader of the gang is SCREWFACE. When Hatcher and his old football)pal wants to do sumthin' against those crooks, the jamaicans fire upon his sister's house and his little nice is shot. Now he is realy mad and all the action starts. For those who thought NICO, HARD TO KILL was good, you gotta see this one. 90 minutes full action and voodoo !!!! Rathing: 8 @ CHAINS OF GOLD WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA Scott Barnes (J.T) is a social worker who lost, by his fould with drinkin' his son and wife. Now when he is 4 years allready clean, he helps a family with a wife and 2 kids. The 13 year old Tommy is his best friend. When Scott finds out there is a child murdered with the same tattoo (YIP) as Tommy. Scott asks around wath that tattoo means. Y.I.P. is a big organized crack dealin' gang with more that 1000 children. When Tommy is missin' for 3 nights, Scott goes to the police, but they won't help him. Now Scott has to do it on his own against carlos, the leader of the so called Youth Program. His old girlfriend Jackie, who is a lawer and helps the cases of YIP, is helpin' Scott into the organization, so he can find Tommy in there somewhere. At this Point the action starts... This DIE HARD styled movie is John's best sofar... Rathing: 7 @ PREDATOR PART 2 WITH DANNY GLOVER The sequel is takin' place in the middle of a drug war. When the police finds dead bodies hangin' on the ceiling, a special task force reconises it. They come to the city to catch the aliens. Ofcoz good cop Danny Glover doesn't want to give his case away. But the task force will, so Danny goes on a skullcollecting warrior hunt. A damn good sequel this time. Rathing: 8 @ HOT NEWS Did you know: - Patrick Swayze is going to play in City of Joy. - Jean Claude van Damme will play the part of G.I. Joe. - Danny Devito will act again in Jack the Bear. - Gene Hackman will make a film with the french connection team called the Bumb City. - Andrew McCarthy will do a sequel again... yes: Weekend at Barnies II - R.Williams, J.Roberts, D.Hofman will play in Steven Spielberg's Peter Pan. - Madonna will be acting in Boxing Helena but maybe Kim Bassinger is taking her place. - Sean Connery will be playing in the stand. - Karate Kid Ralph will play a roll in the film 'My Cousin Vinny', - John Goodman will maybe play Fred in 'Flinstones The Movie'. That's it for this month...as you know Illegal Copy keeps you informed of all the latest news and gossips. @ SEQUELS AND SEQUELS..... Yes, again and again. What`s up with those filmmakers, no inspiration or what? The 90's will be the years of the sequels.... take this one, realeased sequels of: child's play, young guns, kickboxer, gremlins, nightmare on elmstreet, highlander, indy jones, robocop, die hard, look who's talking, maniac cop, back to the future and the list goes on and on... and what can we expect next: problem child 2, robocop 3 flatliners 2, lethal weapon 3, batman 2 yup guy's where will it stop???????? @ 10 BEST MOVIES 1 DIE HARD II 2 THE NAKED GUN 3 GHOST 4 HARDWARE 5 TOTAL RECALL 6 FERRIS BULLER DAY OFF 7 REPOSESED 8 MARKED FOR DEATH 9 PREDATOR II 10 DARKMAN 10 WORST MOVIES 1 ANNIE 2 THE BURBS 3 EXORCIST III 4 ELM STREET II 5 WITCHES OF EASTWICK 6 WAR OF THE ROSES 7 INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN 8 FRANKENHOOKER 9 MIAMI BLUES 10 THE GRIFTERS @ WRY PICTURE ? Your T.V. has a special VideoCorection switch which automaticly turns on when you choose the highest channel number, when you for instance have 99 channels on your t.v., you should pick channel 99. On some systems (Philips) you have to choose channel "0". When your video is directly connected (scart), instead of an antennaconnection, it will auto- maticly turn on with the "AV" channel "EXT" channel. TAPE GOT STUCK Turn your video recorder completly on and off (pull the plug out) and try to get the tape out. If this does not work......kill yourselve, you will never have a problem anymore. FILTY HEADS When your pic quality is getting worse and you can`t handle it with the "TrackingSwitch" you should first try a cleaning cassete (this only lasts for 3 times). Or you can try it by cleaning it with some 100 % PURE alcohol (no beer) but be carefull..... Still problems???.... Send your video to me, You will have no troubles with it anymore. @ INFORMATION Hello I`m mister (Ed) eh, Mike and I would just say this: when you have any ideas or suggestions, votes, questions, remarks you can always contact us. When you (just like the 2 members) can`t live a month without reaching the hottest mag ever produced and you are ready to hang yourselve or cut your head of when you don`t recieve the next issue, write us....or better call our hotline, and we`ll see what we can do. (We didn`t figure out yet what that could be, but we are working on it).By the road, I.C. is also available on C64 and paper. The c64 version is done by DECADE. The papermag of I.C. is done by Johnny Boy and Mighty Mike/Vsn. @ V O G U E -*- R E D S E C T O R T R I S T A R -*- S C O O P E X S U P P L E X -*- C R E S T invite you to M A X I M U M P L E A S U R E another cool'n groovy C O P Y P A R T Y It will be held on the 18/19 May, from 1 - 6 pm in Bleesbreck 1/Luxembourg where piracy is not a crime.... There are prices for: - The best Major-Release Group - The Winner of the Sound-Competition - The best Demo (Single and Megademo) - Sexual surprise for the Democompetion winner.... Features: Live Cracks,US-ModemImports Live Strip, Professional Video-Audioequipment To hire a room and the equipment, we must take a purchase of: 9.00 DM, 180 Lux.Franc. or 6$ FOR MORE INFO CALL 'WONDERLAND' ++49-227-47286 @ V I S I O N and L E G E N D COPYPARTY Somewhere in August/September 1991, Vision and Legend will arrange a party. This party will last 2 or 3 days and will be held in Holland. There will be several competitions and activities but all these will be mentioned in the actual invitation. If you wanna take part then there is only one way to be invited: contact us! You can do it by mail or by modem. If you call one of these 2 boards be sure to leave the sysop a message of the amount of persons to be invited and if you take your computer with you (places will be reserved then). Also leave your adress behind so we can send you the invitations! No invitation means that you will be kicked out in 99% of the cases. Bad Habit (ViSioN) +31-4132-74387 Turk 51 Zone (LeGenD) +31-010-4296515 If ya don't have a modem or couldn't pay the bill then write a letter in which you name the amount of guys that wanna come, in which group you are, if you take your computer with ya and ofcourse your adres and send it: ViSioN Box 358 5460 AJ VEGHEL HOLLAND this is the ONLY InvitationOrderAdres The Organisation @ TO CONTACT ILLEGAL COPY FOR ANY REASON WRITE TO ONE THESE EDITORS: JOHNNY BOY MIGHTY MIKE/VISION BUIZERDSTRAAT 33 PO BOX 544 5348 XN OSS 5460 AM VEGHEL THE NETHERLANDS THE NETHERLANDS OR CALL THE ILLEGAL COPY HOTLINE ON: +31 (0)4120-33680 (24 HOURS A DAY) @ Hmm, last page, last bullshit... The honors to write the last page are for me! Who is me? Slash, the coder of this simple code... Reason for this simpleness are: 1. Out of Inspiration. 2. Out of Time. 3. Out of Money. 4. Out of Reality... And some more, but I don't want to bore you with them, ok? Anyway, if you have some ideas on how to improve the code of this magazine (please do not start with things like: filled vectors in the background, smooth scrolling in eight directions or other Facet-like ideas ok?) Send them to me! (I'll probably look at them and think 'Fuck you!' and go out to play.) There is a little price for the most origial sender! (A postcard from Den Helder at night or something like that, I dono...) A big 'sorry' to all of my contacts. I'm verry sorry for being so lazy, but I have my reasons! (Don't we all?) But I'll try to improve ok? (promise!) One question left... Why am I? Is it because I am? Is it because I drink, fuck, get stoned, code a mag? Who knows, and who cares? An awnser to none of this questions in the next issue of... I L L E G A L C O P Y 'Till Then... SLASH - VISION @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hello and welcome to the first issue of Illegal Copy. In this scroller i will just be discussing some news, gossips, rumours and all that other interesting stuff that noone wants to hear but all need to know. First of all I want to thank Slash for the outstanding coding of this magazine, credits for the graphix are available for Facet and Slash. Music was made by Hein design. On behalf of all other passengers that will join our little trip to norway (dxn,flt,crb and vlc party) i want to wish the best of luck to Tsm with his exams. Too bad you can't come along with us.. (snif). After this sad news i want to take the opportunity to promote our board 'Bad Habit', this nice mag will be released every month there so call +31-4132-74387. It speaks for itself that this board runs on a 14.4 hst (geen problemen dus met uppen he remco ?). Well enough of this boardtalk lets get on with the scroll.. Many humans asked us: When will MegaDemo 5 be released. Till now we always answered: Soon!.... In this scroll i want to correct this... Megademo 5 will NOT be released.. I repeat: MEGADEMO 5 will NOT be released!... Jesus!.. Not be released ! (thats what i said..) Are ya kiddin' me ? Nope.. I talked about it with Tsm and the basic reason was that he made the demos a long time ago and didn't feel like plugging them together.. so they grew older and older and one day these NEW ideas were just normal ones used by several coders. (And when they are normal they do not meet the ViSioN standard of demos (haha). Anyroad, Tsm has been working on several new ideas since then and they will be released before the end of june (he promised!) Another hot message comes from Tilburg/Holland where Blo comes from. Ya know that he is one of our musicians..correction... WAS one of our musicians. He stepped out of ViSioN to join another group for personal reasons.(jammer joh, je hoorde er toch gewoon bij dacht ik zo).. Anyway maybe (probarbly not) you are puzzeling with names to find out who this misterious writer is. Well, that's an easy one.. HINT ONE: He is selfopinionated. HINT TWO: He likes to think himself as the organizer of ViSioN. HINT THREE: He is the man behind postbox 358 in Veghel/Holland... Still didn't guess it?.. yee man, you must be really stupid. As a punishment.. I won't tell ya. After these long lines of boredome i think its time for something different... THE END