EGO THE AVATAR PROUDLY PRESENTS THE STARS DEMO. USE THE MOUSE TO CHANGE THE DIRECTION AND THE SPEED OF THE STARS. LETS START WITH A JOKE. WIEVIELE ZUSCHAUER PASSEN INS SHEFFIELD STADION?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?     54000 UND EIN PAAR ZERQUETSCHTE...             FOR THE BEGINNING I WOULD LIKE TO GREET ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF THREAT. HEY THERE! SPECIAL REGARDS GO TO GADLER THE GRACEFUL (HOOPY SCHLABBER SPOTZ SCHLEIM GEIFER SPUK PRUST THANKS TO YOU FOR LENDING ME THIS VIOLETT 2.8M LONG MONKEYHAIR TEETHBRUSH), GONZO THE NAZGUL, SNOOPER, FLASH, MORDILLO AND PHIL. AS I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT I WANTED TO WRITE I WILL IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE MAINPART.  MIKES SUPER HYPER MEGASONIC QUADRUPLE CLASS PARTY! YEAH, IT WAS GREAT! VERY SPECIAL WUERSCHTL AND STEIX WERE BARBECUED BY KLAS. LATEST MESSAGE     MIKE FINALLY HAS FOUND A LITTLE BABY AGE GIRLFRIEND WHICH WAS ROBBED FROM MARTIN... (ZITAT. DES SCHREIBST DU NICH, DU ARSCH!). JUERGEN ALWAYS WANTED TO GAMBLE WITH THE INTERCEPTOR DISK, NOT KNOWING IF HE SHOULD EAT IT OR PUSH IT INTO THE DRIVE (WICH DRIVE? THE FLOPPY DRIVE). HIGHCALCULATION    400 LITRES GOOD OLD GERMAN BEER AND EVEN 1 PACKET OF O SAFT. WHAT WAS REALLY GREAT FUN? YOU CANT GUESS? OF COURSE THE 2 HOURS TAKING POPULOUS SESSION WITH TWO AMIGAS VERCABELT BY 0.4 MODEM. EGO IN COOPERATION WITH TINA DEFEATED GADLER AND HIS SUCCESSOR HANS. MARTIN (OUR MUSCLEMAN...   HE THINKS HE IS ONE)  WAS CATCHED BY LITTLE CHRIS USCHI WHO WAITED FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND ...WHO DIDNT CAME, OOOOHHHHHHH, SCHAAAAAADEEE! TIME 1 OCLOCK ON 29.4.89 THE DAY OF THE PIRANHAS PARTY. YES, NOCH 4 STUNDEN UP TO DRIVE OFF. AND THIS LITTLE HACK ISNT READY YET. BUT WEVE GET THREE AMIGAS HERE AT THE CLASS PARTY WHICH ARE OCCUPIED BY SEVERAL GUYS WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN A COMPUTER. ITS REAL FUN...  IF YOU DONT GET NUT. AND NOW SOME SCHEISS ABOUT SAILI, HE WANTED IT (WHATS UP? HES TYPING ON GADS AMIGA. I NEED THE TEXT. HEY, MAN, TEXT! COME ON. HE ONLY WRITES    MIKE IS EIN ARSCHLOCH. NO FUN. HEY, I NEED FUN. WO BLEIBT DER SHITTY TEXT ?!? JETZT HAUT DER DEPP AB. WOHL SCHISS, WA? NA, OK. PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME. BUT WHAT ABOUT MARTIN. TELL ME TEXT! SAG WAS. LMAA  (HAHAHA) SHIT! NO TEXT! S T O P   I FOUND SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO DICTATE SOME TEXT . TEXT BY RAT... WART, TAUSCH MA PLAETZE! ICH LES WAS VOR     ENG UMSCHLUNGEN WAELZT SICH DAS PAERCHEN AUF DEM BETT PUNKT ER KUESST IHREN KOERPER   BINDESTRICH   ZENTIMETER FUER ZENTIMETER PUNKT SIE LAESST ES GESCHEHEN PUNKT NEUER ABSATZ   AUSGERECHNET BARBARA DE ROSSI MIT ZWEI S (SHIT ICH HAB BARABARA GESCHRIEBEN) 28   DIE ZUECHTIGE BARONESS TITTI MIT ZWEI T AUS AEH AUS ANFUEHRUNGSZEICHEN ALLEIN GEGEN SIE MAFIA ANFUEHRUNGSZEICHEN HAT MIT NUR WENIGEN GEWAGTEN FILMSZENEN DIE HUETER DER MORAL AUF DEN PLAN GEWORFEN PUNKT VON ANFUEHRUNGSZEICHEN VERBOTENEN SZENEN ANFUEHRUNGSZEICHEN IST HIER DIE REDE PUNKT   ITALIEN REAGIERT EMPOERT.        THAT WAS A LITTLE PART OF THE STERN. I HOPE THAT WE GET A HIGHER LEVEL STYLE. THIS BAD WORDS ARE NOW ENOUGH. I THINK THAT WE WONT BE ABLE TO BREAK THE RECORD OF THE LARGETST SCROLLTEXT. BUT THIS ONE CERTAINLY IS THE MOST STUPID SCROLLTEXT EVER WRITTEN. SO N MIST IS NOCH KEINEM EINGEFALLEN. GRUND    DIE GUYS HIER ARE ALL TOTAL BE DRUNKEN. AND    THE GIRLS ARE SCHON WEG    SHIT!  AH, JA, SHIT    YOU KNOW   SHIT IST FUER ALLE DA. HEY, I LOST THE BOCK. THE BOCK AUF WRITING ON. SO LETS STOP. GOOOOOOOOD NIGHT!!!!!                     



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