ok3anos / The Electronic Knights                                (c) 2023                      



    
    hum padadaadaa 
    hum padadaadaa 
    humpa humpa humpa 
    daadaa humpa daadaadaaaa
    
    
    You guessed it:
    The Electronic Knights are back on your screen!
    
    To kick some ass
    and wish you merry x-mas
    
    Credits:
    
    Jade ... gfx
    Banana ... music
    Ok3anos ... code
    Bifat ... other things
    
    And now...
    the greetings:
    

	
	
	
    Spreadpoint 
    
	
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    All the best, Spreadpoint!
    
    and fr#hliche Beermacht
    
     We're drinking beer with straws tonight,
    drinking beer with a straw yeehaw
    
    The tune is about 33 years old,
    but as fresh as it gets.
    
    Aptly called : Kicking Ass
    
    We didn't bother to make a new one
    as we remembered this one
    
    Praise to uncle Banana
    inactive, grumpy, old Banana,
    almost single-handedly invented the demoscene
    
    Now he's sitting in front of TV
    
    Children of Santa Banana
    
    We're drinking beer with straws tonight,
    drinking beer with a straw yeehaw
    
    Rejoice!
    
    
    But now
    we must come to some serious topic.
    
    It's the issue of unemployment.
    
    You have quit your job,
    or retirement is imminent?
    
    And now you are facing a new challenge.
    
    How to give life a new prospect...
    and meaning.
    
    Ofcoz
    you can join the Finnish army
    and exert your sisu in cold winter nights
    patrolling the borders on a pogo stick
    
    Or in absence of a Finland near you
    
    Join The Electronic Knights!
    
    Which is basically the same
    except for it isn't quite as cold.
    
    New members wanted for:
    
    - Design, Ideas, Visions
    - Code and Gfx
    
    We are a young and dynamic team.
    
    Nothing comes from nothing
    
    Work all day, pray, pay, obey
    It's fun to be in T.E.K.
    
    For being in compliance with diversity regulations, 
    we prefer girl coders at the moment.
    
    Beer and cigarettes strengthen the immune system
    
    Remember kids,
    when Santa comes
    
    Wear a proper N95 mask
    Certified N95 mask
    Buy some N95 masks
    In packs of hundereds
    
    For a 5 percent discount
    at LIDL - it's a steal!
    
    Otherwise Santa Claus
    will do his last breath
    and die a miserable death
    and you are a nasty brat
    
    And now a hot beer, a beer punch
    with herbs and spices