AFTER A SHORT BREAK, FERRET IS BACK WITH ANOTHER PRODUCT OF A BADLY SPENT DAY.     A MEGA LONG GREETS LIST COMES LATER, BUT FIRST A FEW POINTS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO BRING UP. FIRST OF ALL, YOU MAY HAVE BEEN HEARING A FEW RUMOURS THAT I, MYSELF,(FERRET) CANT LET A MINUTE PASS WITHOUT POPPING OFF FOR A TUG. THESE RUMOURS ARE TOTALLY UNFOUNDED FABRICATIONS,(HONEST!).     AND SECONDLY, A MESSAGE TO THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THIS MARVELLOUS GROUP, WHOSE NAME IS NOODLES! COME ON, I KNOW YER SHORT OF TIME,(ARENT WE ALL!), BUT HURRY UP WITH THE MODULE, PLEASE!     ANYHOW, IM FUCKED OFF WITH THIS CRAP INTRO, SO IM OFF IN A MO, THEN MFD CAN GREET YOU ALL. APOLOGIES TO ANYONE WEVE EVER INSULTED, ITS NOT THAT WE DONT LIKE YOU OR OWT, ITS JUST THAT WERE TWATS AND A HALF!    IF I HAD TIME I WOULD TELL YOU ABOUT TANGO AND SMURFS EXPERIENCE IN A HAUNTED HOUSE,(COWARDS), BUT THATS FOR ANOTHER INTRO. SO FOR NOW OVER TO MFD... OH FUCKIN BOLLOX FERRETS OF FOR A WANK. THE BISHOP BASHING, CHEESY DICKED TOSSER. BY THE TIME HE READS THIS IT WILL BE ASSEMBLED,CRUNCHED AND BE TOO LATE HA! RIGHT THEN THERMO NUCLEAR PATS ON THE BACK GO TO THE FOLLOWING (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER ) HIPPY,COSY,FRAP AND MAGNETIC FIELDS  MR BIG,4-MAT AND ANARCHY  BIRDY,LORD FLIGHT AND IPEC ELITE  MAGIC MUSHROOM,PARADROID AND FLASH PRODUCTIONS  ROY AND CATCH 22 SLAINE,EFFEX AND ARENA  POD,BRICK AND INTUITION  MIG AND EPIC  PARASITE,SHAGRATT AND LSD  COUNT ZERO AND BETRAYAL  SELECT,ICEMAN AND NEW WAVE  ALL OF ABSOLUTE ZERO  COAXIAL (AND BEN?) AND ACHAOS  PHIL CRYOLITE (DID THE LOGO BELOW)  MR COOL  BIGMAN  THE DOCTOR  AND MAD AXE MAN AND ALL THOSE WHO VISIT HIS LAYER DID I FORGET ANYONE? SORRY IF I DID. IF YOU ARENT IN CONTACT WITH US AND ARE A SPEEDY SENDER THEN GIVE ME A BELL 0204 391329 CHECK OUT THE MENU FOR THAT AGAIN. AH YEAH CHEERS TO FERRET FOR THE CODE AND GFX  CRYOLITE FOR THE LOGO AND NICO FOR THE COOL MODULE. SEE YA ALL IN THE NEXT INTRO (TANGO AND SMURF - GHOSTBUSTERS)                       TEXT REPEATS]