WELCOME TO A NEW RAF DEMO CALLED....   THE UNDERGROUND.   HERE'S VORTEX AND FIRST I WILL GIVE YOU SOME CREDITS FOR THIS 2 PARTED DEMO. (THIS IS ONLY THE INTRO YOU KNOW)    CODING AND SOME IDEAS BY:     VORTEX.     MUSIC AND REST OF IDEAS BY:     CLODHOPPER-DOG.     GFX BY:     FALCON.     OKAY, IT'S PARTY TIME!!   LET'S HEAR WHAT CLODHOPPER-DOG HAS TO SAY.....   YES, MEGACOOL ISN'T IT MY LAST CREATION ON A BORROWED AMIGA ??!! THE ONLY HARDWARE I'VE GOT IS VERY COOL ROLAND D-20 AND NO FUC... AMIGO.. EH..GA!!! TRY TO LISTEN TO THE UNDERGROUND ON A PAIR OF HEADPHONES AND DISCOVER THAT YOU GOT A FULL STEREO HIFI MACHINE (IMITATING A CHORUS-BOX,A PLAYED A SAMPLE LEFT AND RIGHT WITH A LITTLE DIFFERENCE IN PITCH BETWEEN THE CHANNELS) TRY TO LISTEN TO OTHER SONGS AND YOUR HEAD WILL BLOW COZ YOU'VE GOT A BASSLINE ON THE LEFT AND A NEUKING MELODY ON THE RIGHT!!! I PLAYED IT IN A DISCO AND EVERYBODY WAS DANCING, VOGUEING (SHIT) AND EH,EH... YES, I DON'T LIKE FRIKANDELLEN AND GOODNIGHT!! (THE UNDERGROUND WAS THREE DAYS OF HARD WORKING, SO DON'T SAY IT WAS EASY TO MAKE(WHEN I SAY 3 DAYZ, I MEAN 3 X 24 HOURS !!))   YEAH!! SO MUCH FOR CLODDY'S TEXT , NOW IT IS MY TURN TO TYPE SOME SHIT !, AND MY NAME IS FALCON !!, I AM SITTING HERE AT A RATHER BORING VISION PARTY BUT WHO CAREZ!!  OK , THIS DEMO/INTRO WILL ENTER IN THE MUSICCOMPETITION , AND I THINK THE ODDS ARE QUITE GOOD , I MYSELF WILL ENTER IN THE GFX COMPO , BUT I WILL PROBABLY END UP LAST PLACE ACCORDING TO CLODDY AND VORTEX .... THE PLACE IS VERY CROWDED IN HERE , AND IF YOU DON'T LOOK OUT YOUR DICK WILL BE CRUSHED , BUT HELL , WHAT DO YOU NEED A DICK FOR EH??!!   , NOW SOME WORDS IN DUTCH ...; KLOTE , IK VOEL ME ALS EEN TOSTI IN EEN DISKETTEBAK!! (YES, COOL TEXT)   I WONDER WHERE VORTEX (IN DUTCH WE CALL HIM VOORDEUR) WENT , I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR A FEW MINUTES NOW AND THAT IS VERY SAD ..!! , CLODDY JUST ASKED ME TO DO SOME DUTCH TRANSLATIONS OF CLODHOPPER-DOG , HERE THEY COME....  KLOOTHOPPER-DOOS,LULHOND,ZAADBAL , (DONNO IF THAT LAST ONE IS A CORRECT TRANSLATION)!!  SOME OF THE GUYS PRESENT AT THIS PARTY ARE REALLY , I MEAN REALLY UGLY !!, BUT THAT IS THEIR PROBLEM ! WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND GET HOLD OF ZINE'S LATEXT ISSUE , THERE IS PROBABLY AN ARTICLE BY ME IN IT !! BUT THEN AGAIN, YA DON'T WANNA READ IT  , ITS SOOOO BORING ! , (I EVEN FELL ASLEEP WRITING IT !) AND NOW A LITTLE COMMENT ON CLODDY'S STATEMENT 'I DON'T LIKE FRIKANDELLEN' ,  WELL , I DO !!!!! , YES ..... I SURE DO AT THIS VERY MOMENT A FEW GUYS ARE TAKIN PHOTOGRAPHS FOR THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER I GUESS , SO MY PICTURE WILL BE FAMOUS ! YEEEAAH , NOOOOO , NOW ALL THOSE GUYS CAN SEE MY UGLY FACE NEXT TO THE COMICS SECTION.... THIS SCROLLY IS GETTING INCREASINGLY MORE BORING , BUT WHAT CAN I DO INSTEAD !!, OK  ANOTHER STATEMENT FROM ME , 'I DON'T LIKE THE MUSIC THAT IS BEING 'PLAYED' HERE AT THIS PARTY !! ITS SOOOO LAME ,I WISH VORTEX CAME BACK SO THAT I CAN QUIT TYPING THIS SHIT , THEN HE CAN CRUNCH THE WHOLE DEMO AND GET IT IN THE COMPO.!!!  VOOOORRRTTTEEEXXX WHERE ARE U , !! (NEUKING LAMER) , OK, THEN THE ONLY SOLUTION IS THAT WE CONTINUE TYPING UNTILL HE'S BACK AND SINCE I AM OUT OF WORDS LET'S HEAR CLODDY AGAIN (AUDIENCE SHOUTING :NOOOOOOOO) , GO GO GO GO CLODDY !...FUCK YOU FALCON!!! WHAT ??! , FUCK U ???,  (WELL, WHY NOT!!)BUT NOT NOW , I HAVE A HEADACHE !, MAN ,THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH SCROLLY A GUY CAN TAKE FOR A DAY!! AT THE MOMENT THEY ARE SHOWING THE CRIONICS MEGADEMO ON THE GIANT SCREEN , BUT WHY ??, IT'S SOOO OLD  BESIDES , I DIDN'T LIKE IT ANYWAY , !!....YES !!, SOMEONE JUST GAVE ME A LIGHT , SO I CAN SMOKE MEZELF KLEM !!! WOOOOW , NOW THEY ARE SHOWING THE AMIGA'S STARTUP-SCREEN , WHAT COOL GFX !!!!! OH YEAH ,WHY NOT COME TO OUR PARTY ON THE 26 OF JANUARY IN OOSTERHOUT  AND HAVE A BETTER TIME THAN ON THIS PARTY !!, I JUST SPOTTED VORTEX ON THE STAGE SO I'M OFF TO TAKE A LOOK NOW !!, HI,,,,, HERE IS CLODDY-DOGGY RAPING DA KEYZ, VORTEX IS BEHIND MY BACK AND FALCON IS STILL SEARCHING!!!!! HUR,HUR,HUR,HUR!!!!!!!!!!     OK,THIS IS FLAGG OF PANIC WRITING SOME TEXT IN THIS RAF-PRODUCTION  OK! AT FIRST I WANNA SEND SOME SPECIAL BIRTHDAY GREETS TO STRING OF PROLOGIC AND TO MACLEOD OF CRASH ! HOPE YOU HAVE FUN AND ENOUGH ALCOHOL!!!   SOME OTHER GREETZ ARE GOING TO BIRGIT AND KATRIN!   I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN YOU TWO .....   THAT'S ENOUGH AT THE MOMENT, SEE YA IN OUR VECTOR-BIRDS DEMO ALSO GOING TO BE RELEASED TODAY ...  SO ALWAYS REMEMBER:   PANIC ... BOTTLES AHEAD ...!!!     YOYO HERE'S THE BRAIN/ARACHNE TYPING SOME SHIT ON THE AMIGA OF REMOTE KOMKOMMER.... WELL,I AM NOT OFFICIALLY A RAF MEMBER ANYMORE (ONCE I WAS) AND I WILL USE THIS TEXT TO ADVERTISE!!! HERE'S OUR BOARDNUMBER: ++416-577-0188!!! THE BOARD NAME IS 'JOSHUA TREE' AND IT'S IN CANADA... THE SYSOP IS CALLED JOSHUA AND THE MINIMUM SPEED IS MINIMUM SPEED IS OFCOURSE 9600 BAUD... SOON THERE WILL BE TWO NEW BOARDS OF ARACHNE,ONEIN SPAIN AND ONEIN HOLLAND SO WATCH YOUR SCREEN... MY ADRESS IS: POBOX 611,7300 AP-APELDOORN,NETHERLANDS... WRITE TO ME FOR TRADING OR FOR BUYING THE LATEST... ADIOS AMIGOS...      WELL, IT'S TIME FOR OUR GREETS.  WE DEVIDED THEM INTO THREE GROUPS.  FIRST OUR (TDC) GREETS!  THESE ARE THE SPECIAL MEGA-GREETINGS, THEY ARE COMPLETE AND GO TO: (A-Z ORDER)   ACME   ALTAIR   AMAZE   ASSIX   BRAINSTORM   BYTERAPERS   CAVE   CONTEX   CONTRAST   CYBERIAD   CYTAX   DEMONS   DOXOS   DUAL CREW   ELITE INC.   EUPHORIA   EXOTIC MEN   GATE   HYPNOSIS   IMAGE   JINX   MAGNETIC FIELDS   MIDNIGHTSUN   MUTE 101   NETWORK   ORIGO   PANIC (HI FLAGG, YOU ARE SO COOOL!!)   PANORAMIC   PENDLE EUROPA   PIRANHAS AND IBB   PUSSY   RED SECTOR   SAVAGE   SCOOPEX   SIDION   SUCKERS   SCRAPERS (CHECK YOUR DISKS DUMMY!!)   SYNERGY   THYRONE   TRANSCOME   TRINOMIC   UNTOUCHABLES   VISION   VISION 1/AFL   WARRIORS OF TIME   WIZEGUY (FIND A GROUP!)   WORLD WIDE EXPRESSIVE.          THAT WERE OUR HOTTEST GREETS.    GOLDEN HANDSHAKES TO: (NO ORDER!)   CLASSIC   FAIRLIGHT   SUPPLEX   ENERGY   ZERO DEFECTS   LEVEL 4   REAKTOR   VALHALLA   ADEPT   ARCANE  ANGELS-GENESIS-DEFJAM  PROPHECY   SKIDROW   PARADOX   WARFALCONS   TRISTAR   CRUSADERS   CULT   ATLANTIDA   DMOB   DTECT   WHIPLASH   SUBWAY   SPREADPOINT   SILENTS   HORIZON   RAZOR 1911   REBELS   PHENOMENA   PROLOGIC   EXXON AND IMMORTAL   FRAXION   FLASH   KEFRENS   WIZZCAT   IT   BRAINWAVE   TARKUS TEAM   CASCADE   NO LIMITS   JUNGLE COMMAND   ALCATRAZ   ANARCHY   POSSESSED   DICTATORS   TRIUMPH   SYSTEM 5   ALPHA CREW   EOC 1999   PURE METAL CODERS   TIMECIRCLE.       STILL NOT FINISHED I AM AFFRAIGH!!  WE STILL HAVE OUR NORMAL HELLOS TO: (A-Z ORDER, ALMOST!)    ABNORMAL   ABYSS   ACS   ACTIVE   ACU   AGIMA   ANDROMEDA   ANUBIS   AMIGA CRIMES   AMIGA VISION   ARGON INC.   ARMADA   ANTHROX   BYTEBUSTERS   BONANZA   BEATLESS   BIONIC   CYCRON   CHROME   CRAMPS   CRYPTIC   CAPITOL   DECAY   DIRECT   DOOM GERM.   DIGILOGIC   DEMOLITIAN   DRUX   DYNAX   DEVILS   DISKNET   DESASTER AREA   DUPLEX   DEATH   EXIT   ETL   EXCEL   ECSTASY   EXODUS   FACTOR 4   FREE ACCESS   FILE MASTERS   FIRST ELECTION   GENTRY   ZEUS   HADES   HUMANOIDS   HIGH VOLTAGE   INFERNO   LASH   LDA   LAZER   LEVEL 1   MYSTIX   MADNESS   MOSHERS   MEDIATORS   MANOWAR   MINDKILLERS   MIRAGE   MAGIC LORDS   NIGHTSTALKERS   ONYX   OPUS MAGNUM   OMICRON   PARAMOUNT   POWER CONNECTION   POWERSLAVES   POWERS OF PAIN   POWERDRIVE   PREDATORS   POWERPEAK   PHANTASM   RIPPMASTERS   RAY   REETEC   RATTLEHEAD   SECTOR 4   SPUTNIK   SHARKS   SUCCES   SUPREME   SPECIAL BROTHERS   SOS   STRANGERS   SYNTAX ERROR   THALASYS   THE BASS   TFA   TRYGON   TETRAGON   TYCOS   THE WEB   TWILIGHT   TREACL   TESTAMENT   TVS   U 96   UGA   WEIRD SCIENCE   WORLD VISION   YTRAX   JOY AND FUN   SHARE AND ENJOY   DARK ANGEL   DAMOCLES   PANTHER   THE PUNISHER   BGS   MATRIX   LEGEND   CRACKLINE   TSC   DIESEL   ATLANTIC   CELESTE   SPECTRE   CINEFEX   FRANTIC   SOLDIERS AND THAT WAS ALL!!  (YEAH!!)  I WILL GIVE MYSELVE AN EXTRA CREDIT FOR THIS TYPING, SO...    GREETS-LIST BY:     VORTEX.       OKAY, THAT WAS IT REALLY, ENJOY OUR DEMO!!!   ENDING.....