HOWDY FOLKS!!!!!! WELCOME TO ANOTHER :; C U L T :; PRODUCTION!!! THIS TIME IT'S THE FIRST DEMO (BUG) MADE BY SKELETOR. (I HOPE THAT EXPLAINS THE QUALITY OF THIS PRODUCT!!! IT IS SHITTY!!! AIN'T IT???) I, SKELETOR, HAVE NEVER DONE A DEMO ON ANY COMPUTER BEFORE, SO THIS WAS A THOUGH EXPERIENCE!!!! I'LL JUST LIKE TO ADD A FEW PERSONS TO THE CREDITS LIST BELOW... YES, THERE IS A CREDITS LIST BELOW IF YOU PUSH IT A FEW TIMES FIRST......... ALSO IF YOU WANT THE MESSAGES THEY ARE BELOW!!!!!! ............... I WILL LIKE TO THANK BEAST 4 GREAT SUPPORT!!!! I WILL ALSO LIKE TO THANK MAD 4 THE SCROLL ROUTINE... WELL, I GUESS THAT WAS ABOUT IT, SO LET'S START THE BULLSHIT... IF YOU WANT THE GREETS THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT A SECOND OR TWO....... NOW YET AGAIN I WILL TELL YOU ONE OF MY GREAT JOKES.... YES, IT'S ABOVE MY STANDARD THIS TIME, BUT WHO CARES... DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LADY IN A CHURCH, AND A LADY IN A BATH???? YOU SURE DON'T.... SO HERE'S THE ANSWER.... THE LADY IN THE CHURCH HAS HOPE IN HER SOLE...., BUT THE LADY IN THE BATH HAS SOPE IN HER HOLE.... [HARR-HARR.... FNATT-FNATT... HYDR-HYDR... HO-HO./. ĮŽIUIREZLS] SORRY GUYS, BUT I LOST CONTROL OF MY SELF... I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SUCH A GREAT IDEA TO TELL YOU THIS STORY, AS THE GUY [GAY!!??] IT'S ALL ABOUT SURE WILL KILL ME (SLAUGHTER KILL ME??( HARR-HARR)) YOU SEE IT'S ABOUT SLAUGHTER..... HERE IT IS: THE STORY ABOUT HOW SLAUGHTER BECAME A SLAUGHTER.... THE WHOLE BUSINESS STARTED ONE DAY WHEN A BOY CALLED TIGER WAS BORN.. WELL, HIS REAL NAME WASN'T TIGER, BUT WHO CARES...???? HIS MOTHER THOUGHT HE WAS SUCH A SWEET LITTLE BOY, AND SO DID HIS FATHER.... AND THAT WAS ABOUT EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT SO... THE FACT WAS THAT HIS FAVOURITE HOBBIE WAS KILLING EVERYTHING HE COULD COME ACCROSS... FROM MICE TO ELEPHANTS... BUT THE POLICE DIDN'T CARE AS THERE WAS NO ELEPHANTS IN NORWAY!!???.... TIGER THOUGHT IT WAS VEEERY BORING IN NORWAY, NO ELEPHANTS, NO NOTHING, HE HATED IT.... HE DECIDED TO JOIN THE ARMY, AND GO TO AFRIKA, WHERE THERE WAS A LOT OF ELEPHANTS TO KILL... MOST OF HIS MATES IN THE ARMY DID OFCOURSE DISCOVER HIS KILLING INSTINCT, SO HE GOT A NEW NAME FROM THEM WHEN HE FINALLY WAS PROMOTED TO SERGANT... HIS NEW NAME WAS SGT. SLAUGHTER..... WOW!!!! HE THOUGHT WHAT A GREAT NAME.... I SURE LIKE THIS GAYS... (YOU SEE ALL GUYS IN THE ARMY IN AFRICA ARE GAYS.... (SO IS SLAUGHTER TOO)) WHEN HE RETURNED FROM THE ARMY SOME YEARS LATER HE STILL THOUGHT SGT. SLAUGHTER WAS NICE NAME, SO HE KEPT IT FOR A WHILE.... BUT SERGANT DIDN'T FIT INTO THE SIVILISATION, SO HE SKIPPED THAT PART.. NOW HE CALLS HIMSELF SLAUGHTER.... THAT'S IT... YOU DID BELIEVE THAT DIDN'T YOU???? IN CASE NOT YOU SHOULD CALL SLAUGHTER AND ASK HIM ABOUT IT... DIAL THIS NUMBER..... ( + 4 7 ) 6 3 6 0 3 8 0 AND YOU'LL FIND IT OUT. IF YOU ASK FOR SLAUGHTERIF YOU WANNA CONTACT CULT USE THIS ADD........ SKELETOR, N-2920 LEIRA, NORWAY. SEND YOUR OWN PRODUCTIONS!!! LETTERS WITHOUT DISKS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED!!!!! NO LOOSERS.............. ................................ NOW THE GREETS............ A-TEAM ABANDON ACME FACTORIES AHEAD ALIVE ALTAIR AMIGA INDUSTRIES & FREEDOM FORCE AMIGAZE TEAM THE ANGELS APOLOGY / ALPHA FLIGHT ARATHORN ARCANE ARMADA ATOMIX AVENGER AVOID BAD COMPANY THE BAND BCI BELGIAN BRAINS BIG ONES BLACK MONKS BLOOD BORN TO WIN BRAINSTORMERS BRAINTHRUST BRAINWAVE BROWBEAT BYTERAPERS CALIFORNIA BEACH BOYS CAVE CHANNEL ONE OF SUN LINE CLONES / F.A.R.T COMPLEX CONTEX COP COSANOSTRA CRANE CRIME CRIONICS CRITTERS CRUSADERS CRYPTOBURNERS CUADRAM CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS D-MOB DARK SIDE DEADLINE DEEPSTAR DIGITAL WARRIORS DIGITECH DISKNET DUAL CREW DWAYNE MAGE DYNASTY DYNAX 2001 E & L END OF CENTURY 1999 ENERGY EMPIRE THE ENFORCERS EPIC EPSILON ESA ESCAPE / OUTLAWS EXCEL U.K. EXODUS EXOLET EXULT THE FANTASY FORCE FLASH PRODUCTIONS FRAXION FULL FORCE GATE GENESIS PROJECTS THE GIANTS OF ALPHA FLIGHT HARDCRACK HORIZON HUMANOIDS ILLUSION INKY INTUITION IPEC ELITE U.K. I.S.G. IT ITALIAN BAD BOYS KEFRENS K.O.R.T. LAZER THE LAZY ONE MACRON ONE M.A.D. MARAUDERS MASTER CREW MEGAPOWER MEGASTARS MINDBLASTER MOONRIDERS THE MOSHERS NETWORK NEW ORDER NO LIMITS NOX NUKEBUSTERS ODYSSEY ORACLE PANTHERS PARANOIMIA PHAZE 101 PHENOMENA PHOBIA PHOENIX PMC POWERLORDS PROLOGIC PUBLIC ENEMIES RANDOM ACCESS RATS RAZOR 1911 RIGOR MORTIS ROX ANNE CATII SCANNERS SCIENCE SCIENCE 451 SCOOPEX SCORPIONS SHOUT SHINING 8 SKYLIGHT SOACH SPIRIT STACK '89 STAR STORM SUBWAY SUCCESS SUPPLEX SUXXESS TEAM-X THRASHERS T.K.C TOPSWAP TRAVELLERS TRIANGLE TRILOGY TRIUMPH UNICA UNICORN UNIQUE UNITED SYSTEMS UNTOUCHABLES VISION VISION FACTORY VISUAL ARTS WARFALCONS WARLOCK WIZ WIZZCAT X-MEN U.K. XTC ZOMBIE BOYS SARGON ALWAYS DOES IT ! CULT PRESENTS- SKELETORS FIRSTIE!!! RELEASED AT 29.03.1990 ---------------------------------------- - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c ---------------------------------------- WELL, I THINK THAT NOW IT IS CREDITS TIME.... ---------------------------------------- - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c THE CREDITS FOR THIS DEMO ARE AS FOLLOWS CODING BY.......................SKELETOR GRAPHICS BY....................SLAUGHTER MUZAK BY......................TIMEWALKER - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c ---------------------------------------- NOW WE WILL GO WITH SOME MESSYS !!!! ---------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO.. DEFLEX OF KEFRENS................. YOU ARE STARTING TO SLOW A LITTLE..... I GUESS IT IS CAUSED BY MY MEGA DELAY LAST TIME CAUSED BY THE MEGADEMO...... - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO.. COOL HEAD OF PROLOGIC............. I AM LOOKING FORWARD FOR YOUR MEGADEMO AND I AM SORRY FOR THE LITTLE DELAY THIS TIME TOO... - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO.. SPACE ACE OF ZOMBIE BOYS.......... I DISLIKED THAT CULT WAS NOT ON THE GREETINGS LIST OF YOUR SLIDESHOW..... SOMETIMES YOUR SENDINGS ARE GREAT!!!! - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO.. TELLUS OF TOMMY KNOCKERS.......... JEG TENKTE JEG FIKK SKRIVE NOE TILL DEG SIDEN DU SKRIVER SAA MYE HYGGELIG OM MEG.. SO NICE MENU ON YOUR PACKS. - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO.. HOT AND EKU OF CAVE............... YOUR SENDINGS ARE GETTING BETTER PHOLX KEEP IT UP..... - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO.. MR. MEGAODI OF POWERLORDS......... I SURE HOPE THIS DEMO WORKS ON THE NEWEST VERSION OF KICKSTART V 1.3 TOO. IF NOT I AM REALLY SORRY ...... - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO.. RIPPER OF UNIQUE.................. YOUR SENDINGS ARE ALMOST ALLWAYS COOL! KEEP IT UP PAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO.. TEEZE OF PHOENIX.................. KEEP UP WITH YOUR SENDINGS............ YOU SEND REGULARLY EVEN IF I STOP SENDING FOR A WHILE... IT IS GREAT!!! - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO DUKE OF PHOENIX..................... IT WILL BE COOL SEEING YA ON THE PARTY NAA ER DET BARE TO UKER IGJEN... RING GJERNE......... - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c TO.. THE REST OF MY CONTACTS........... SORRY FOR THE DELAY THIS TIME TOO... IT WAS CAUSED BY SCHOOL............... HOPE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND............. - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c IF YOU WANNA CONTACT CULT WRITE TO.... SLAUGHTER, FEJORDET, N-2900 FAGRENES NORWAY.. - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c OR... ---------------------------------------- MAD, ROGER KAMBEN, N-2930 BAGN, NORWAY. ---------------------------------------- - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c REMEMBER... ONLY COOL DUDES AND LETTERS WITH DISKS WILL BE ANSWERED...................... - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c MEET US AT THE CRB-IT-VISUAL ARTS PARTY IN DRAMMEN....................... - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c ONCE AGAIN I MUST TELL YOU THAT I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE QUALITY IN THIS DEMO OR RATHER THE LACK OF IT......... MY NEXT ONE WILL BE BETTER. OK!!!!!!! - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c SEE YA IN MY NEXT PRODUCTION OR IN ANOTHER ACTION PACK................. - PUSH RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON - c CCCCCCCCC UUU UUU LLL TTTTTTTTT CCC UUU UUU LLL TTT CCC UUU UUU LLL TTT CCCCCCCCC UUUUUUUUU LLLLLLLLL TTT ...ON THE TOP OF THE MOB... cb