Sorry! Can't run the demo... Not enough free CHIPmem for bitplanes. . . . . . . . . . . . .WELL WELL WELL... WELCOME TO ANOTHER LAME DEMO FROM *CAVE* WHAT THIS TIME? BOBS? SINUS SCROLL? LINES? COPPERBARS? NOOO... JUST SOME F...ING SLOW VECTORS... z YEAAAAH! OK,SUM CREDITS AS USUAL... MUSIC: DR.AWESOME OF CRUSADERS GFX: FLYER,FIX AND LANCER OBJECTS AND GIGAHELP : LANCER (THANX PAL) PROGRAMMING: MR.SPIV (OF NAKKILAN VPK) IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT CAVE FOR ANY REASON THEN WRITE TO CAVE HQ: a PL 176 11101 RIIHIMAKI FINLAND OR WRITE TO CAVE DK: CAVE POSTE RESTANTE 7014 ERRITS0 DK-DENMARK cYEP! THAT WAS ABOUT ADDRESSES. BY THE WAY THIS IS MR.SPIV HERE. WHAT DO YOU LIKE THIS DEMO. NOT VERY GOOD BUT AVERAGE,I THINK. WELL NOW SOME HELLOS: HI ARNOLD THANKS FOR THOSE 2 MULTIPLES... HI TAIPAN WHAT A SCROLLTEXT!... HI STARNGER COOOOOOOOL LETTERS... HI CAVE DENMARK AND NORWAY... HI MIC DAIR HAVE A PANCAKE (HE HEE)... HI HOT STILL NO POST?... HI EKU SORRY I FORGOT TO THANK YOU IN LAST DEMO BUT NOW I REMEMBERED TO DO IT... OK HOPE I SEE ALL MY FRIENDS SOON! NOW SOME TECHNICAL INFORMATION. ALL OBJECTS ARE DRAWN INTO 3 PLANES AND IN 1 FRAME. SCREEN IS A BIT SMALL BUT HOPEFULLY IT DOES NOT MATTER. MUSIC IS MADE WITH NOISETRACKER (MY OWN REPLAYER). I USED SEKA V3.2, DEVPAC 2 AND KEFRENS IFFCONVERTER DURING CODING. THIS DEMO TOOK AGES TO CODE. I DID NOT HAVE ANY BIG PROBLEMS BUT MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE SCHOOL AND LAZYNESS... HEY! IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME (MR.SPIV) THEN WRITE TO:b JOUNI KORHONEN, HIIHTOMAJANTIE, 11120 RIIHIMAKI, FINLAND c RIGHT, NOW IT'S TIME TO STOP. SPIV SIGNING OFF... CAVE SENDS SPECIAL GREETINGS TO: STINGER * d ACCESS * ALCATRAZ * ALIVE * ARCANE * AVALANCHE * AXEPT * BRAINSTORM * DARKNESS * DEADZONE * DEFJAM * DUAL CREW * FRAXION * GATE * HUMANOIDS * HYPNOSIS * KEFRENS * M.A.D * MAGIC ARTS * MAGNETIC FIELDS * ORACLE * PARANOIMIA * PERFECTS * QUARTEX * RED SECTOR * SCOOPEX * SILENTS * SPECTRAL * SPREADPOINT * SUBWAY * SUPREME * TARKUS TEAM * THE MAGIC ARTS * TOP SWAP * TRIANGLE 3532 * VISION FACTORY NORMAL GREETINGS:g ABYSS * ACIDFORCE * ACME * ALPHA FLIGHT * AMAZE * ANIMATE * AOFCF * ARCADIA * ATOMIX * AVENGER * AVOID * BEAST INC. * BEYOND LOGIC * BLASTERS * BLOODSUCKERS * BOUNTY * BROWBEAT * BYTERAPERS * CABE * CADCAM * CARTEL * CELTIC * CLASSIC * CLONES * COAST * CPS * CRANE * CRIME * CRUSADERS * CRYPTOBURNERS * CULT * CYTAX * D.MOB * DANISH DRAGONS * DESASTER AREA * DIGITAL JUSTICE * DIGITECH * DREAM VISION * D-TECH * E AND L * ELECTRIC YOUTH * E.S.A * ECSTASY * EMPIRE * END OF CENTURY * ETERNITY * EUROPE * EVIL DEAD * EXCEL UK * EXIST * EXODUS * EXTERMINATORS * EXTREME * FACTOR FOUR * FREE ACCESS * FREEDOM FORCE AND AMIGA INDUSTRIES * FULCRUM * FULL FORCE * GOONIES * IMPACT INC. * IMPULSE * IT * LEVEL FOUR * MAD GODS * MADNESS * MARCO * MASTER CREW * MEGASTAR * MERCENARY * MIND BLASTERS * MIRAGE INT. * MYSTIX * NEUTRON DANCE * NEW ORDER * NEW WAVE * NO LIMITS * NORTH STAR * NOVA INC. * NUKEBUSTERS * OMICRON * OZ * PHANTASIE * PHAZE 101 * PLEXUS * POWERLORDS * PROLOGIC * PUSSY * REBELS * SAVAGE * SLIPSTREAM * SMASH * SOFTWARE OF SWEDEN * SPECTRE * STORM * STATIC BYTES * SUCCESS * SYSTEM 5 * TAO IND. * TAXON * TEAM-X * TGWL * THALYSIS * THE CURE * THE FORCE * THE FUTURE DESIGNS * THE IMAGE MAKERS * THE SPECTERS AND JOY DIVISION * TRADE * TSK-CREW * UNTOUCHABLES * VIRGIN * VISION * VISION ONE (OF AFL) * VISUAL ARTS * WARFALCONS * WIZ * WIZZCAT * ZYCLONE AND TO ALL WHO WE HAVE FORGOTTEN!! cJUPE IS HERE TO BORE YOU. SOME MESSAGES WILL FOLLOW... MEGA-THANKS TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS FOR ALL!! ESPECIALLY ARNE / TEAM-X: THANKS FOR BEER! ANOTHER MESSAGE GOES TO STINGER: YOU'RE A COOOOL FRIEND! SEE HOW THEY FLY LIKE LUCY IN THE SKY. SEE HOW THEY RUN LIKE PIGS FROM A GUN! I MUST SEND ONE MORE MESSAGE TO COMPLEX. SORRY BUT IN FINNISH... h MITA PASKAA TE INTROSSANNE MEISTA PUHUITTE. ASIA EI TODELLAKAAN OLLUT NIIN KUIN TE LUULITTE TAI VAITITTE! MITA KYSEISEEN MEMBERIIN TULEE... JOIDENKIN PROPPUJEN PALAMINEN EI JOHTUNUUN NIINKAAN MEMBERIN ITSE EROAMISESTA VAAN MITEN SE TAPAHTUI!! ESIMERKIKSI HAN OLI ITSE VIIKKOA PARIA AIKAISEMMIN SANONUT ETTEI HÄN VARMASTI MIHINKAAN COMPLEXIIN LIITY. MYOHEMMIN KUN HAN OLI JO LIITTYNYT,MEMBERI EI EDES KERTONUT SITA MUILLE. LISAKSI CAVELLE PITI TULLA UUSI DEMO JA JOTA SITTEN VIIME HETKESSA EI TULLUTKAAN. MEMBERIN TAKAISINLIITTYMINEN TAPAHTUI SITTEN HANEN OMASTA PYYNNOSTA EIKA MITENKAAN PAKOTTAMALLA KUTEN VAITITTE. MITEN SE PAKOTTAMALLA EDES VOISI TAPAHTUA?!! JOTEN TAA TULI VARMAAN TEILLEKIN SELVAKSI!! TEITA TAA NAKOJAAN ENITEN OTTAA PAAHAN... SORRY KYSEISELLE MEMBERILLE VIELA TAMA, KOSKA ASIA ON JO SOVITTU MONEEN KERTAAN. HANELLA OLI MUUTEN MAHDOLLISUUS MUUTTAA TATA...c (YEP,I READ THIS.I REALLY HOPE THIS IS OVER NOW! AND LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT IT,OK!) THAT WAS IT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ MORE BORING MESSAGES. BUT... I'M SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE AND WAITING FOR THE VAN TO COME. GOO GOO G' JOOB G' GOO GOO G' JOOB. BABY YOU'RE A RICH MAN! YELLOW MATTER CUSTARD DRIPPING FROM A DEAD DOG'S EYE. BUT YOU TALK ABOUT DESTRUCTION. I THINK EKU CONTINUES THIS SCROLL WITH HIS ASCII FILES. EKU, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIED BECAUSE OF YOUR SCROLLS... AAARGH. I SAID HELLO AND YOU SAID GOODBYE. HELLO AND GREETINGS TO EVERYBODY OUT THERE... THIS IS THE EKU WRITING SOME SERIOUS WORDS. I CALLED MY BOSS AND ASKED CAN I WRITE SOMETHING , AND YOU KNOW WHAT ? HE SAID YES,YOU CAN WRITE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT! WELL,I LOVE YOU , MY BOSS ! I KNEEL BEFORE YOUR SHINE. OR MAYBE NOT... BUT YOU ARE NOT OUT THERE READING THIS SCROLLER TO SEE MY PRAISES TO OUR BIG AND BEAUTIFUL (NO,NOT THAT YOU PERVERTS!) BOSS. YOU ARE WAITING FOR MY USUAL ENCHANTING STORIES AND OPINIONS OF THE SCENE. WELL,YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED. BUT IN ONE THING YOU WILL , I WILL NOT GIVE MY ADDRESS. PLEASE ASK IT FROM OUR HQ. WELL,FIRST (AS ALWAYS) I WILL WRITE OF THE SCENE. THE SCENE IS TRULY MISGUIDED ! WHEN AT THE BEGINNING WHEN THERE WHERE ONLY FEW GROUPS AROUND THE GLOBE EVERYTHING WAS FUN. THERE WAS FRIENDSHIP !! BUT NOW IT SEEMS YOU CAN NOT EVEN TRADE THROUGH MAIL. MY TALKING WITH SOME GUYS HAS EXPOSED THE FACT OF THE DYING MAILTRADING. EVERYBODY IS BEGINNING TO BUY MODEMS ! WHY IN THE HELL YOU ARE DOING IT ? IT MAKES NO SENSE !!! IN MODEMTRADING ARE NO DEALINGS WITH FRIENDS. THE ONLY REASON IS GETTING HOT STUFF FAST. BUT NO ONE STOPS TO THINK THE ORIGINAL IDEA OF COMPUTERS : TO GET FRIENDS AND MAYBE SOME NEW STUFF. WELL,I CAN NOT EXPRESS MY FEELINGS HERE,BUT YOU CAN CALL ME AND TALK ABOUT THE TENDENCY OF SCENE. MY NUMBER IS ... THREE FIVE EIGHT THREE NINE THREE SEVEN ZERO EIGHT FOUR SIX... YES,ASK FOR EKU OR VESA ...... NEXT THING ON MY SCHEDULE IS MY PERSONAL GREETINGS AND WHERE ARE YOUUU MESSAGES ... GREETS ARE GOING TO ALL MY CONTACTS. WHERE ARE YOU'S ARE FLYING TO : WILLOW OF DIGITECH , KEFRENS , BOUNTY AND CULT... BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE TO ME. I KNOW YOU... NEXT THING IS A LITTLE PIECE OF STORY. YES, NOT A REAL STORY,BUT IT SURE HELPS TO READ IT . THIS WAY IT STARTS . ONCE UPON THE TIME WERE A TEAM CALLED LAMER CREW. THEY HAD A MEMBER WHO TOOK HIS NAME FROM HIS FAVOURITE HORROR AND GORE FILM RETURN OF THE JEDI . HE THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY COOL WITH THAT NAME. THEN HE STARTED TO GET NEW CONNECTIONS BY WRITING LETTERS . HIS BOSS WAS VERY PROUD OF HIM BUT THE REASON WAS THAT HE LIED ALL HIS CONTACTS. ACTUALLY HE HAD NO CONTACTS EXCEPT COUPLE OF HIS NEIGHBOURS. HE HAD FUCKED UP HIS LIFE AND LIVED IN MISERY BECAUSE NO ONE LOVED HIM. HE WAS SO UGLY THAT EVEN OUR MEMBER 'HOT' WOULD LOOK LIKE ARNOLD SCHWAR..SCHRAW...SCHWARZENGG..... SCHWARZENEGGER BESIDES HIM. HE COULDN'T SATISFY HIMSELF BY PULLING HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT BECAUSE HE HAD SO CALLED 'NEVERSTAND' COMPLEX (NOT YOU COMPLEX) ... SO THE ONLY THING HE ENJOYED WAS LYING.. THEN HE SPREAD LIES AND TALKED BULLSHIT ABOUT OTHERS. NOW HE IS FACING THE FINAL JUDGEMENT OF THE ROUGH LAW OF TRADING. THE OTHER GUYS' HAD A CERTAIN PRIDE OF NOT DOING THINGS LIKE IT ,AND HE TOLD THAT THE GUYS HAD DONE IT ANYWAY. OK,YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF MY WRITINGS,AND THAT'S GOOD. NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM . ARTIFICIAL RESPIRATION IS THE SOLUTION TO MY PROBLEMS THAT HAUNT ME IN MY DREAM. I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY WHAT KIND OF GUY I AM. NOW IT IS COMING OUT. MY HAIR COLOUR IS BLACK. EYES ARE GREY. LENGHT IS ACCORDING TO THE FACTS 186. SHOENUMBER IS 45. WEIGHT IS 50. AGE IS 17. I DO NOT SMOKE,DRINK(NOT,HEHEH),I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND AND NOT GOING TO HAVE ONE. BUT NOBODY PROBABLY EVEN WOULD TAKE ME. MY FAMILY CONSISTS OF PARENTS (MOTHER AND MY FATHER) AND MY UGLY BIGBROTHER TIMO. I SHOULD BE PROUD OF HIM. HE STUDIES TO BE ENGINEER. FUCK HIM!!! I HATE THAT LITTLE SCHOOLCRAZY. AND HE IS CLEVERER THAN ME. IN MATHEMATICS MY ONLY WAY TO SUCCESS IS HAVE A LESSON WITH HIM . TODAY HE TAUGHT TO ME ABOUT VECTORS. (MR.SPIV LIKES VECTORS,SPECIALLY FILLED ONES....) NOW TO THE END COMES MY OPINION OF MY BOSS. HIS HAIR COLOUR IS BLACK. EYES ARE BLUE. LENGHT IS 175. SHOENUMBER 43. WEIGHT 67. AGE IS 17 OR 18. DRINKS LIKE CRAZY AND (HOT BUYS BEER! SO-SO HOT , DOES YOUR PARENTS KNOW??) AND SMOKES FOUR PACKETS PER DAY. NOW IT IS TIME TO STOP THIS BORING WRITING,I CAN HEAR THE CALL OF VECTORS FROM MY ROOM. REMEMBER TO BE CAREFUL OUT THERE,GUYS. (STAY OUT OF TROUBLE AND NEVER TELL ADDRESSES TO POLICE)..... THIS IS YOUR FAVOURITE WRITER EKU SIGNING OUT ... GOOD BYE! GOOD BYE! THANKS FOR READING MY SCROLL. (SPECIAL THANKS TO SKUM OF EXODUS FOR RANKING US HIGH ON ZINE,YOU WILL GET YOUR MONEY AND CAR SOON....) ....EKU IS OFF THE BOARD,NEXT ONE WILL BE.............. YO FREAKS... IT'S ME AGAIN !!! IT'S EKU (TM) OF CAVE OF COURSE TO SPOIL YOUR EYES... I AM FEELING SO TIRED AT THIS MOMENT. BUT I THINK THAT I HAVE THE NEED TO WRITE SOME MORE (MAN HAS MANY NEEDS,I HAVE ALSO BECAUSE I AM A MAN...) THIS TIME THE SUBJECT OF MY WRITING IS THE OPPOSITE SEX - A HOMO SAPIENS FEMININA. (WE ARE HOMO SAPIENS MASCULINA). I CAN NOT REMEMBER WHAT TEXT INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS,IT WAS PROBABLY SOME SEXMAGAZINE I READ SOME WHILE AGO. A WOMAN BELONGS TO THE MAMMALS,AND IT IS A STEADY WARM CREATURE. (36.6 CELCIUS).EXCEPT THEN WHEN IN IT BURNS A FIRE OF PASSION OR WHEN IT HAS TEMPETAURE (HI JUPE!).IT HAS SPREAD ALL OVER THE WORLD BUT IT IS MOSTLY SEEN IN CLOTHES SHOPS. WE OF THE MASTER RACE CALL THEM WITH MANY NAMES,FOR EXAMPLE AS (IN FINNISH) DORIS,KINKKU,TAVARA,PAKKAUS... I DON'T KNOW HOW THE ENGLISH GUYS CALL THEM,WOULD ONE OF YOU WRITE TO ME AND TELL. (ADDRESS LATER) BEFORE THIS CREATURE CAN BE CALLED AS A WOMAN,SHE'S A GIRL OR A VIRGIN (WHO CARES!!!!) WOMEN CAN BE SHARED TO MANY SOCIALCLASSES,WHICH ARE LIKE THIS : EXPERIENCED,UNEXPERIENCED,FREE AND A MACHINE,AND FROM IT AS A PRIDE,LADY,WIDOW AND A VERY RARE SPECIE CALLED NOT-MARRIED-AND-NOT-TOUCHED. WOMAN HAS QUITE SAME BODY STRUCTURE AS MAN,EXCEPT THERE ARE SOME DIFFERENCES. WOMAN HAS HEAD TO KEEP A HAT ON IT. WOMAN HAS EYES SO HE WOULD LOOK MEN. UNDER WOMANS NOSE ARE LIPS. THEY ARE MADE TO BE KISSED OR TO SPREAD STUPID STORIES TO OTHER FEMALES. I HAVE NOTICED THAT UNDER WOMANS NECK ARE TWO LITTLE (OR BIG) CREATURES. WELL,THEY ARE CALLED AS BRESTS. THEY ARE MEANT TO THE CHILDREN,BUT USUALLY MEN USE THEM MORE OFTEN. MY RESEARCH OF WOMAN IS NOT READY,SO NEXT TIME I WILL CONTINUE WITH MORE STORIES OF THIS STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL RACE. IF OVER THERE IS ANY OF THESE CREATURES READING THIS,I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY TO TRADE STUFF (ANYTHING) WITH YOU!!!! HERE IS MY ADDRESS (IF YOU ARE A WOMAN OR A COOL TRADER) TO YOU FREAKS AND GIRLS.... EKU OF CAVE V.EKHOLM SUNNIEMI 28260 HARJUNPAA FINLAND............... NOW IT IS TIME TO STOP. I APOLOGIZE JUPE FOR WRITING IN MY EARLIER SCROLL SOME LIES ABOUT HIM,HE'S THE BEST MAN IN OUR TEAM (YEAHH!). HE IS ALSO A VERY COOL FRIEND,SO ALL YOU CODERS JOIN US - YOU'LL MEET OUR IDOL JUPE AND OUR YOUNGEST MEMBER STINGERI AND MANY OTHER COOL GUYS. THE LATEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD IS THAT WE ARE RANKED AS NUMBER FIVE IN EUROCHARTS. MAYBE I AM WRONG,BUT THAT IS REALLY COOL. SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ROOPE 'HEINAKENKA' KREULA : YOU ARE REALLY COOL. I HOPE THAT OUR LITTLE DEAL COMES TRUE SOON... VERY SOON... NEXT WRITER WILL BE (UNLESS IT'S STINGER THEN DON'T READ IT) ....... HI ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE, IT IS STINGER HERE TYPING SOME CRAP FOR ALL THOSE FEW WHO STILL HAVE INTEREST TO READ SCROLLTEXTS INSTEAD OF ADMIRING THIS GREAT PIECE OF ASSEMBLER CODE PERFORMED BY MR. SPIV ! OK, SINCE I DON'T HAVE REALLY THAT MUCH TO SAY I'LL GO STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS: STINGER OF CAVE SENDS HAPPY HANDSHAKES TO SOME OF MY AMIGA-FRIENDS OUT THERE ! OK, ROLL IT: FIRST SOME JUSSI-STATUES TO ALL MY COMRADS (OH, SORRY, I'LL LET OTHER GROUPS PLAY COMMUNISTS, LET'S CORRECT: FRIENDS) AND SPECIAL CAVE-AWARDS TO: JUPE . . . HI MR.ONE-OF-THE- REASONS-OF-MY-REALLY-HIGH-PHONEBILL ! NICE CALLINGS AND SENDINGS ! ALSO SOME TO . . EKU . . . HI FRIEND ! NICE SENDINGS AND CRACKS, THOUGH I HOPE WE GET A FASTER ORIGINALSUPPLIER SOON ! YOU COULD CALL ME MORE OFTEN ! THEN SOME TO . . . HOT . . . HI THERE, NICE CALLS ... DOES YOUR LITTLE SISTER REALLY HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ME, 'COS SHE REFUSES TO TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE AFTER I TOLD HER THE FACT THAT THE IDEAL TEMPERATURE FOR A MAN'S BALLS IS 35 DEGREES OF CELSIUS ... FUNNY FUNNY ... AND THEN YOU MR. SPIV . . . DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME A PICTURE OF THAT LENIN-STATUE PLACED ON YOUR MONITOR . . . AND FINALLY GENESIS . . . HOPE YOU HAD SOME USE TO ALL THE CONTACT ADDRESSES I SENT YOU ! OK, OTHER HAPPY JUSSI-RECEIVERS ARE : NITRO AND SHREDDER OF -BLOOD-SUCKERS . . . HI YA ! I'LL COME OVER SOME WEEKEND AND STAY OVERNIGHT SO WE CAN GO AND TEASE THE NEXT JUSSI-TARGET . . . PYTHON OF BYTERAPERS INC. . . HEI PYNDE, SOITTELE JA SENDAILE, ME TULLAAN KAYMAAN JOKU KERTA . . . (YEP, THAT'S FINNISH FIXED FOR SCROLLTEXT PURPOSES !) AWCY OF CLONES . . . HEHEHE, HOPE YOU LIKED OUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOU: THE BARBARA ... HOPE YOU LAY OFTEN SOME SHOTS IN HER SENSITIVE, AIR-FILLED BODY ... HEHEHEHEHE ! ! ! . . . THEN SOME HI'S TO. . . LAZERBRAIN OF CRUSADERS : HI RONNY ! HOPE YOU LIKE THIS DEMO . . . COOL SENDINGS AND LETTERS. I'D CALL YOU MORE OFTEN BUT U KNOW ... NO MONEY NO CALLS ! DO YOU SWAP DIRTY SOCKS ? (JOKE) COOL EUROCHART, OUR RANK WAS SUPERB ... I MEAN, 5TH PLACE ON THE HOTTEST SWAPPERS CHART ISN'T BAD... THE BEST FINNS ... EHM ! THEN YOU, PSYCHOPATH OF SPECTRE . . . JUST KEEP ON SENDING STUFF AND FUCKING YOUR HORNY GIRLFRIEND ! AND LAST BUT MOST SURELY NOT LEAST JUSSI TO . . . LOFFY OF CLONES : HI ! NOW, THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO REMIND OF MY EXISTANCE HOPING TO HEAR VERY SOON FROM THEM: - WILLOW OF DIGITECH - COCAINE OF APEX - BOBA FETT OF MASTER CREW - THE CHAOS KNIGHT OF REBELS - RISK OF THE NEW CONCEPT - DARYN OF THE LOST BOYS. GOT IT ? DISKS BACK ! ! ! THE LAST MESSAGE TO ALL MY CONTACTS : SORRY, BUT I HAD TO QUIT SWAPPING WITH SOME OF YOU BCOZ I'M BUYING A MODEM... NO MONEY FOR LARGE SCALE SWAPPING ! AT LEAST NOT RIGHT NOW... OK IT'S ONLY 2 A.M. BUT I'M FEELING VERY TIRED SO I GUESS I'LL QUIT WRITING NOW . . . STINGER OF CAVE STINGING OFF TO HIT THE SACK ... ZZZZZZ ... HI GUYS! JESTAS SUS SIUNATKOON dTHIS IS SCROLLER IS WRITTEN BY HOT OF CAVE. THIS IS HOT WRITING AND HERE IS MESSAGES ALL OF MY CONTACTS AND MORE BULLSHIT TOO. MESSAGES (PERKELE) START NOW: TSH OF VISION FACTORY: YEAAH! PLESE SEND MORE STUFF (ONLY JOKING). MERCURE OF END OF CENTURY 1999: PLEASE WRITE LONGER LETTER AND THANKS FOR ALL COOL DEMOS. ROCKET OF HYPNOO(-O)SIS: THANKS FOR SENDING BACK MY GREAT ENVELOPE AND OF COURSE ALL OF YOUR GREAT SENDINGS NEVER GAMES I LIKE THAT. LORD DREDD OF SILENTS: IT WILL BE NICE TO START SWAP WITH YOU AND SORRY FOR DELAY B'COZ HERE IS FINLAND HAS BANK STRIKE. ANGELDUST OF AVENGER: THANKS FOR ALL YOUR CRACK AND OTHER STUFF. POSSESSED OF PHAZE 101: YOU GREAT. YOUR STUFF IS OLD BUT YOU SENT ME EMERALD MINE IV AND LASER AND BECAUSE I LIKE EMERALD MINE SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BELIEVE IT (JESTAS, SORI TOSTA MYOHASTYMISESTA MUTTA EI OLLUT RAHAA). MR. MAX OF AXEPT: START TO COOL SWAPPING WITH YOU SEND EXPRESS IF POSSIBLE. BURGLAR OF IT: WHERE ARE YOUR SENDINGSE. ARE YOU STOP SWAPPING WITH ME? HOPELY NOT. PRINCE OF PHAZE 101: YOU HAVE GREATEST COLLECTIONS OF MEGADEMOS HOPELY I GOT MEGADEMOS FROM YOU. DALTON OF CLASSIC: WHERE ARE YOUR SENDINGS PLEASE SEND FASTER. MARCO OF -: ARE YOU JOIN ANY GROUP YET AND SEND LONGEST LETTER TO ME. HAWK OF -: HOPELY YOU FIND GREAT TEAM TO JOIN. A.C OF VISION ONE: SEND FASTER AND STAY AS COOL AS YOU ARE. DR.STEIN OF ALPHAFLIGHT: THANKS FOR CONTACTING AND SEND FASTER AND ALWAYS CRACKER JOURNAL WHEN YOU GOT IT. DEFLEX OF KEFRENS: NICE TO SWAP WITH YOU. SORRY THAT I COULDN'T COME YOUR COPYPARTY. HOPE WE MEET OTHER COPYPARTIES. MIRAGE INT.: NICE TO HEAR YOU AGAIN AND SORRY FOR DELAY. KARATE KID II OF FREE ACCESS: SEND AS FAST AS ALWAYS THIS TIME TOO AND YOU ARE GREAT SWAPPER. ZOOLOK OF NEUTRON DANCE: SEND YOUR PRODUCTION WHEN YOU RELEASED SOMETHING. HYDE OF COMPLEX: THANKS FOR SENDINGS AND PLEASE ANSWER f(NO MIHIN NO NIIHIN SAATANAN TYPERIIN KY SYMYKSIIN EIHAN NIIHIN TARVI OIKEATA NIMEA VALTTAMATTA LAITTAA MUTTA PUHELINNUMERON HALUAISIN ETTA VOISIN SOITTAA JOSKUS)d. ANXIOUS OF IMPULSE: YOU WERE QUITE SLOW ONLY 6 MONTHS BUT IT WAS NICE TO HEAR THAT YOU LIFE. TROJAAN OF NORTHSTAR: SEND FASTER AND IF YOU DIDN'T PACKAGE I'M SORRY. ARCTIC HAWK OF VISUAL ARTS: YOU SEND ALMOST ALLWAYS COOL STUFF PLEASE NO GAMES. QUICKDEATH OF SYSTEM 5: THANKS FOR SENDINGS AND SORRY FOR DELAY. SKELETOR OF CULT: THANKS FOR LONG LETTERS ALLWAYS. DYNAMEX OF DEADZONE: YOU GREAT AND KEEP ON WRITING LONG LETTERS AND COOL STUFF. SHADOW OF DREAM VISION: SORRY FOR VERY LONG DELAY BUT I LOST YOUR ADDRESS BUT NOW I FIND IT. TBM OF EXTREME: STILL ALIVE. BLACK HAWK OF NOVA INC: YOU ARE COOL GUY BUT NO GAMES PLEASE AND DID YOU LIKE MY SENDINGS. SUPERIOR OF TREAD: ARE YOU STILL MEMBER OF TRC AND ARE YOU STILL ALIVE. ANGEL OF BLASTERS: THANKS FOR ALL QUITE COOL SENDINGS AND SORRY FOR MEGA DELAY. MEGA ODI OF POWERLORDS: KEEP SENDINGS COOL DEMOS. STU OF -: YOU ARE ONE OF BEST AND HOPE YOU FIND COOL TEAM TO JOIN. MUNSTER OF SPREAD POINT: YOU SENDINGS ARE ALLWAYS COOL IF YOU DON'T SEND GAMES AND YOU GREAT GUY. THAT'S FOR ALL MY CONTACTS HOPELY I'M NOT SURE BECAUSE I LOST MY ADDRESS BOOK AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY IS MISSING HOPELY NOBODY. HERE IS COMES ONE JOKE (EI KAI TAAS): WHY DENMARK IS FIRST IN SPENT ALKOHOLIC? OF COURSE BECAUSE PROXT LIVE THERE. AND NOW JATTUS BIG ADVENTURE START: ROKKI NAKKI ROKKI JATTU. AND JATTU WAS OUR PARTY NOT COPY PARTY AND HE WAS SO DRUNK THAT I THINK HE CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING (NAKKI ROKKAA JA KOPI KANSSA) WE HAVE VERY FUNNY AND THERE WAS LOT OF GIRLS BUT NOTHING HAPPENED. HOPELY JATTU DOESN'T KILL ME BECAUSE THIS TEXT HE DIDN'T DRINK ANYTHING OR I COULDN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING BECAUSE IT WAS WHO WAS VERY DRUNK. c ZAU, EVERYBODY.... HERE WE ARE AGAIN... NORTHER FINLAND SECTION OF CAVE. AND THIS FUCKING IDIOT WHO IS SPEAKING IS... (IDIOT... IS SAY IDIOT! WHAT HELL IDIOT I'AM.) SO CONTINUE... HERE IS FLYER... AND FIX SITTING ON RIGHT BEHIND ME... SO WHAT WE CAN DO? NO STORYS THIS TIME AND UOR LITTLE LAMER KILLER IS NOT IN HERE NOW. SO WHERE IS ALL FUN. IT HAS BEEN LITTLE QUIET TIME ON US, ONLY ONE INTRO HAS CAME AND NOW THIS... WHAT NEXT... WE KNOW YOU NOT... WONDERFUL, SO I HAVN'T ANY IDEAS SO I FLY AWAY AND THROW THIS FUKING KEYBOARD TO BIG LAMER, FIX... (IT WAS JOKE...) (MORE LATER...) HEIPPO DEIPPO THIS IS ... IS .. FIX (MAYBE) NYT SIIS KAAPIO FAGORIN JA GOR- JA MAGGIE-HALTIOIDEN SEURUEESEEN KUULUU BOLONG ARLE, JOLLE ANNAMMEKIN KERTOMISVUORON... (MIKROBITTI 2/90 PELI LUOLA) NOW I (FIX) WRITE SOMETHING... NOWDAYS I TRY TO MAKE SOME MC BUT YOU KNOW.... GURU... I'AM REALLY BUSY NOW AND I HAVE NO TIME (TIME IS MONEY) TO PAINT ANYTHING WITH D-PAINT (D-PAINT V4.0) BY THE WAY IF YOU BUY DISK BUY TDK OR SONY OR XEROX OR KODAK OR SOMETHING ELSE BUT NOT UNNAMELESSS... I HATE THEM... I'M NOW READING M.BITTI PAGE 58 LINE 15 'AMIGAA ON CLI ELI KOMENTOTULK-' LAME PAGE NEXT ONE... NEXT... NEXT... NEXT... NEXT... WOW SOMEBODY SELL NEW AMIGA-500, 1084- MONITOR, MOUSE, TOYSTICK, FEW DISK (500), AND PRICE IS SUBPIRE.... 5500 FMK. PUH. 90-4553810... NEXT... HAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHHH..... THAT WAS A GREAT COMIC... IN PAGE 71... NEXT ONE... NEXT... 'SORMET POIES LOGOSTA!' WHAT'S THIS... OH M.BITTI ADDRESS... PL 64, 00381 HELSINKI, FINLAND... NEXT... NEXT...AAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH IN THIS PAGE YOU CAN SEE UGLY PICTURE..... NINTENDO ! (BIG JOKE) QUICKY NEXT... AND NOW .... PAPER IS END... AND NOW I THROW IT IN TRASHCAN....(WORKBENCH).... TODAY IS SUNDAY I LOVE SUNDAYS... BUT TOMORROW IS... YEAH RIGHT ANSWER MONDAY I HATE MONDAYS !!! BACK TO THE SCHOOL (OR BACK TO THE PAST (COMING SOON IN MOVIES...)) X=SIN(T)*8+COS(C)*3.14/2+(X-Y) THIS IS MY NEW FILLED 3D-VECTOR SCROLL ROUTINE (ONE LINE OF 536767) AND WHAT NOW...NOW IS SUNDAY 4TH OF FEBRUARY IN 1990 AND TIME IS... WHERE IS CLOCK... 0.00.00 NO MY CLOCK IS CRAZY... NO I MUST PRESS THIS BUTTON... YEAH AND NOW THIS ONE.. AND THIS... NOW I MUST PRESS HERE.. AND RETURN... AND RUN TIME AND... SOMETHING ELSE WHAT I DON'T REMEMBER WAIT AN HOUR.... NOW I SEE.... 12.53 THIS IS TIME... IN SHEBOYGAN 43.46 N 87.36W (YOU FIND IT IN PAGE 436 IT'S IN USA) TIME IN HERE IS 19.41 AND IT IS... THIS TIME I LEAVE MY AMIGA AND GO TO EAT SOMETHING SHIT (MAYBE MY MOUSE, HAHAHAHAH) KEEP GOING.... SEE YOU IN 20.12... HEY I DON'T WANNA TAKE THIS SHIT... YOU TAKE... NO. TAKE. NO. TAK..... (LITTLE MESSAGE FROM 68000... I MUST DO LITTLE GURU BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA THAT THOSE TWO IDIOTS BRAKE MY KEYBOARD)...E... OK, I TAKE IT... (OK NO GURUS. (68000(MICROPROSESSOR(HEAD OF COMPUTER))()())()()))))())) SO HERE I'M AGAIN... I FLY BACK AND CRASHED ON AIRPORT AND I ALMOST DESTROY THAT AIRPORT... SO, I MUST BOUGT NEW F-19... SO WHAT WE CAN DO... YEP, HEIPPA KAIKKI... MITA KUULUUUUUU.... TERVE ARSI MITA PIDIT SAMPYLASTA... SORI EI OLLU VARAA LAHETTAA KAHVIA... SAAT KEITTAA ITE... ENS KERRALLA TULEE ISO MUNKKI JA KAHVI (PIENI)... JOO JA PETE, SAITKO SEN BANAANINKUOREN EHJANA PERILLE... SORI SE EI OLE SAMA MUTTA TUO UUSI ON PARENPI JA ISONPI... JOO, KOPI, TIESITKO MUUTEN ETTA JUKKA ON ISO NATSI KOMMARI... (ISO ON LIIAN PIENI SANA KUVAAMAAN SITA...) JEP, ETTA SILLEEN MITA VIELA... HEI, ROTTA ALAPA KARKAA... HIIRI HALUAA ULOS ILTA LENKILLE EI MITAAN SEN IHMEELLI SENPAA... OK, THAT WAS LITTLE FINISH... OK, FIX JUST CAME BACK AND WHAT IS IN HIS HAND... BIG APPLE... NO IT IS BIG PARROT... GREEN PARROT, IT TASTE GOOD WHAT YOU THINK... I LIKE PARROT JUICE AND PARROT SOUP.. SO THAT WAS JOKE... IT IS BIG, BIG, BIG... ...BIG GLASS OF COKE IN GREEN GLASS... BIGER GLASS THAN HIM ITSELF... YOU CAME BACK QUIKLY (ONLY 30 SECONDS...) HEY WHAT YOU DO, HEY MY EARS IS DONE FOR LISTENING NOT FOR DRINKING... OK,OK,OK,OK,OK,OK,OK... SO, I JUST CALL TO MY AIRPLANE SELLER... NOT ANY F-19 IN STORE.. I MUST BUY F-29 OR MIG-35, BUT ONE CHOISE IS B-2... (ONE BILLION AIRCRAFT... IT PAYS TO ME ONLY 500 MILLI ONS...) SO... HAVE YOU D-PAINT IV... IT IS WONDERFUL PAINTING PROGRAMM, BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE... (TINA TURNER) JOO, MITA VIELA VOIS TAHAN KIRJOTELLLLLA MUUTA KUIN PAS...AA...... WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT... ABOUT... ABOUT... ...CAVE!!! WONDERFUL TEAM. EH I THINK THIS IS ONE OF BEST TEAMS IN FINLAND... WHAT YOU THINK... HEY, FIX GIVE ME ONE DISK, I AM HUNGRY... HAVE YOU TASTE DISK... I HAVE BITE FEW PIECES ON MY SWAPPING DISKS BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANNA WORK... LIKE MY BOMBER DISK 2... IT SAY READ ERROR AND I THROW IT IN WOODEN DOOR... I ONLY WONDER WHY IT NOT WORK SO GOOD THAN BEFORE THROW... HEY, EXAPLE TDK... DO DISK WHAT WEAR ANYTHING... (ATOMICBOMM) SO... ABOUT SWAPPING, YOU CAN WRITE TO ME (FLYER) TO ADRESSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIISSSSSSSSS HEY, FIX DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MY ADRESS... I DON'T REMEMBER... YES, THANKS... IT IS HONKAPIRTINTIE 13... 90630 OULU... FINLAND... EUROPE... EARTH... GALAXY NUMBER 5... ALMOST 2000 AD... SO IT IS NOW 43.14.2271AD... IT IS 2661 STARDATE AND IT IS MR. FLYER SPEAKING (KIRK IS THROW TO SPACE WITHOUT SPACE SUIT... (LIKVIDOINTI) AND WE ARE NOW OVER EARTH TO UNDOCKING OUT ON SPACESTATION... ENTERPRICE IS 100 PERCENT OK... AND NOW CAME LITTLE ADVERTISMENTS ... BUY AN AMIGA!!!... SO... MAYBE I NOW WALK AWAY AND GO TO BUY NEW F-29 FIGHTER BECASE I DESTROY MY OLD F-19... SO I PUT THIS KEYBOARD TO FIX HANDS AND IT HIS TURN TO WRITE... IT IS NOW 4.2.1890 AND CLOCK IS 20.13... (I START WRITING 20.11...) SO BYE THIS TIME.............................. .......A............F...5..........S..........K............F.....L.....Y.....E.....R.......FLYER...... ...............BYE... HELLO FREAKS RIGHT IT'S IS ASSHOLE FIX AGAIN... NOW I..GLUK,GLU K,GLUK..AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH COKE TASTES GOOOOD... NOW I TELL A STORY... SHIIIIIIIIIIIT MY COKE IS ALL OWER MY AMIGA.... SHIT ALL KEYS ARE STICKY... NOW WE MUST TURN OFF AND WASH THIS AMIGA.... NOOOOOOOOO OOOOO NOT YET WE MUST SAVE THIS TEXT FIRST RIGHT NOW.... NAKS, NAKS, NAKS, SUH,SUH,SUH,RAKS,RUTINAA,KOLIN AA,TRRRRRRRRRTTTT,TTTRRRRRRRRTTT.... WRITE ERROR ! SHIT WHEEEEEEEEE...... (DISK FLYES OUT ON WINDOW) SO WE TAKE NEXT DISK.... SAME NOISE THAN BEFORE... WRITE ERROR ! WEEE. KOPS... NEXT DISK AND THIS TI ME WE USE TDK-DISK... NAPS,NAPS... DISK STATUS O.K. NOW THIS TEXT IS SAFE.... MY AMIGA IS NOW CLEAN AND SHINING... AND I AM TIRED... SO MAYBE I STOP... BUT I DON'T WANNA STOP... BUT I MUST STOP BUT I DON'T WANNA STOP... SO I STOP BUT NOT YET... THANKS TO YOU BECOZ YOU READ THIS.... MAYBE WE SEE IN NEXT PRO DUCTION OF -CAVE- SO...BYE AND GOOD NIGHT... FIX SIGNING OFF...... HELLOS TO EVERYBODY AN FLYER... (SPECIAL TO MY CONTACTS) WE BOTH SINGNING OFF... HEIPPA HERE IS PERFECT OF CAVE I SEND GREEZ ALL MY CONTACTS I WANT MORE VERY GOOD CONTACTS NEXT LITTLE N-ST ORY NIGERIALAINEN NAPPA NAKKI NIILIN NARIKALLA NAURAA NAAPURILEEN NAUKUEN NAUTITAVAA NAKKI NAURUA NAKKI NAKKI NAURAVA NAKKI NAMIBIAN NAKKI NEUKKU NAKKI NAKKI NAKSAHTAA NAKKI NUHAKSI NURMIKOLLA NUUSKIESSA NUIJA NAKKI NUKUTAA NAAPURIT NAKKI NUUSKALLA NUDISTI NAARASSA NAKKI = FLYER TEXT WAS WRITTEN PERFECT NEXT MY ADRESS PERFECT OF CAVE KETARAKUJA 2 C 16 90650 OULU FINLAND... SEND NEW DEMOS SAATANAN DODITSI DORKA HYPRALAMERI HOT EAT YOUR DISKS JUPESTROIKKA TAPPAA NAKKEJA GOOD BYE ......................................... HOT ROCKING NOW I KNOW THAT I HAVE OWN SCROLL WITH JUPE BUT I LIKE TO SAY ABOUT OULUS LAMERS HERE WE GO SORRY FOR ONLY FINNISH THIS TIME: KOPI ROKKAA KUIN VANHA PASKA JA JATUN SEIKKALUT ALKAA PIAN JA CAVE MAGAZINE 2 TULLEE PIAN JA MISKA TOIVOTAVASTI KOKKEET MENI VITUIKSI NO SE OLI VITSI SE. ENTAPA NAKKI ROKKARI ROKKAA HIHHIHTO LOMALLA TANNE NO EI VARMAAN NAKKI ROKKAA KU FLYER JA SAATANAN KORJATTU (FIX) LAMERI ALA ROKKAA NIIN PERKELEESTI THAT'S ENOUGH FINNISH HERE GOMES ALL GREETINGS AGAIN IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM FIRST TIME AND CONTACT HOT OF CAVE FOR FASTEST (THAT IS BULLSHIT) SWAPPER IN FINLAND TO PL 176 11101 FINLAND THAT IS HQ ADDRESS. PORTTI PERKELE LIITY MEIHIN... LAMER EXTERMINATOR IS HERE! AND GREETZ COMING SOON START FOR FUCKING BEST NO WAY THEIR ARE SPECIAL ORDER OF COZ THEY ARE SPECIAL ORDER. GREETZ START NOW: VISSION FACTOORY, PARAANOMIA, QURATEX, SCOKOEX, SUBUWAY, AIVENGER, SIMPLEX NOT SO SOON THIS IS MISTAKE, SILENTLY, TARAKUS TEEMI, SUPERME AND OLL I HADE HYDE REMEMBER HOPELY SIMPLEX IS TOO COMPLEX AND IT WAS MISTAKE AND OF COURSE JESTAS SUS SIUNATKOON PITTAA LAHTE OSTAAN KENKIA VENAJALTA TAI SITTEN JUKKA ROKKKAA NIIN ETTA PAA PAUKKAA. HEI HEI