HELLO GUYS ALL OVER THE WORLD! THIS LIITLE PIECE OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY A NEW LITTLE GROUP CALLED 'LIVING COLOUR'. THE LIVING COLOURS ARE :  PINOCCHIO (WHO HAS DONE NEARLY ALL CODINGS AND GRAPHICS, EXCEPT THE STAR ROUTINE),    CALLISTO (THIS FABOULOUS SOUND-WIZARD WHO DESIGNED THIS MEGA-MUSIC-TRACK AND CREATED THE STARS-ROUTINE)   &   TOTO (OUR FUNNY MAILSLAVE, THAT TRIES TO KEEP OUR - TILL NOW EMPTY - PLK CLEAR). DO YOU ENJOY THE MUSIC? NICE, EH? COOL EFFECTS UP THERE EVERYWHERE!   WHOW...HOW ABOUT OUR PLK? OK, LIKE ALL GROUPS WE DIDN'T WAIT TO GET ONE, BUT WE ARE STILL WAITIN' FOR OUR FIRST LETTER....WHY WON'T YOU SEND A THREATENING LETTER TO IT, IN WHICH YOU ARE WARNING US FROM WRITING ANOTHER DEMO, IT WOULD MOTIVATE US A LOT.......OK, HERE IT COMES...%  #$  PLK A 010357...IN...4048 GREVENBROICH 2. HOPE YOU TO SEND SOME NEW STUFF OR REGARDS OR WHATEVER YOU WANT TO THIS NUMBER...BUT DON'T EXPECT THE NEWEST STUFF FROM US 'CAUSE WE LIVE OUT IN THE COUNTRY, IN THE SMALLEST 'KAFF' YOU EVER HEARD OF (SORRY ABOUT THE GERMAN EXPRESSIONS 'CAUSE MY INGLISCH ISN'T QUITE GOOD...) THE COWS ARE SHARING THEIR BED WITH US......SO, IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES AFTER FINISHING THIS SHORT SCROLLY (I HATE WRITING LONG SCROLLY'S, 'CAUSE I NEVER KNOW WHAT I SHOULD WRITE, LIKE YOU SEE IN THIS PART....EVERY WORD THAT I TYPE IS ANOTHER PIECE OF   S H I T   , I'M SORRY...) ANOTHER PIECE THAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR IS A GREETINGS LIST (I THINK SO, BECAUSE YOU WANT TO FIND YOUR NAME IN IT), BUT THIS A LITTLE PROBLEM! WITH NO (OR NEARLY NO) PARTNERS - NO PEOPLE TO GREET! BUT SURELY WE WANT TO SAY HELLO TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO COULD READ THIS SHITTY SCROLLY AND WOULD KILL US IF THEIR NAME WOULD NOT APPEAR RIGHT HERE.......A INSIGNIFICANT HELLO SHALL GO TO : ECS (WHO MOTIVATED US TO CREATE THIS DEMO) & TAL - NCC (THE FUNNIEST COMPUTER-CLUB I EVER HEARD OF) AND ALL OUR FRIENDS. YOU SEE, THE GREETINGS ARE NOT VERY LONG. NOW WE WANT TO SAY HELLO TO THOSE GROUPS WE GET SOFTWARE AND DEMOS FROM, BUT WHICH WE DON'T KNOW : DOC (NICE SOUNDTRACKER...) - QUARTEX - NORTHSTAR/FAIRLIGHT - TRISTAR - RED SECTOR - WORLD OF WONDERS - BEASTIE BOYS (I HATE GREETINGS LIST, SO: AND ALL THE ONES I FORGET RIGHT NOW (VERY, VERY MUCH I THINK!). OKAY, LET'S DO SOME TECHNICAL LAMERING ABOUT THE DEMO : AT THE BEGINNING THERE HAD BEEN THE WORD.        NO, SURELY THE WORD IN THE BOOKS I READ TO GET A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IN COMPUTER PROGRAMMING. ESPECIALLY THE VECTORGRAPHICS INTERESTED ME, SO I TRIED TO MAKE SOME (SLOW) ROUTINES IN ASSEMBLER. THEN ECS WANTED US TO DO A DEMO, 'CAUSE I FOUND IT LAMEY THAT HE ALWAYS TOLD ABOUT GREAT INTROS IN SCHOOL, AND AS HE GAVE US ONE YOU COULD READ IN THE SCROLLTEXT : 'CODING BY .....(NOT ECS(!))....CHARSET BY.....(YES, YOU ARE RIGHT : E C S!!). OKAY. OUR TALKING FRUSTRATED HIM SO THAT HE WANTED US (CALLI AND ME) TO CODE A DEMO. I SAID : ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DO ONE. CALLI LOOKED LIKE A PIG IN THE RAIN, 'CAUSE I WANTED HIM TO CREATE THE SOUND OF THIS PROGRAM. IT TOOK ME HALF AN HOUR TO CONVINCE HIM IN THAT. I TRIED TO DO A SCROLL AND ALL THE OTHER BUGS IN THIS SCREEN YOU ARE LOOKING AT NOW (I DON'T KNOW WHY...) AND AFTER A REALLY LOT OF GURU'S IT WORKED. WE THOUGHT, THAT THAT WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH, SO WE CREATED AN INTRO PART TO THIS DEMO (MOST OF YOU CAN'T HOLD IT 'CAUSE IT WOULD BE TOO LONG TO THIS PART AND THE INTRO ON ONE DISK...THERE WOULD NOT MATCH ANOTHER DEMO ON THIS DISK AND I THINK NOBODY OF YOU WOULD SPEND A FULL DISK ON T H I S DEMO.....BUT IF YOU SEND US A DISK WE WILL COPY IT FOR YOU (WITH 1 MEG IT RUNS BEST, BUT WE KEPT IT SMALL ENOUGHT TO RUN WITH 512K AND ONLY ONE DRIVE...) OAKIE DOAKIE, I LALLED SO MUCH SHIT AND I HAVE STILL TO GO TO CALLI (DISCUSSING ABOUT THIS TRASH YOU ARE READING), I WILL FINISH THE SCROLLY NOW. OH, BY THE WAY, 5:15 MINS. MUSIC AREN'T BAD, ARE THEY? (NICE INGLISCH, EH?). OKAY, STOP IT PINO (ANYWAY, A RIDICULOUS NAME, I DON'T KNOW WHO GAVE IT TO ME...), THESE GUYS IN FRONT OF THIS SCREEN WANT TO DO BETTER THINGS AS READING THIS STUPID SCROLLTEXT..................SO, C U IN OUR PLK AGAIN           - AND WAIT FOR OUR NEXT DEMO -          THE #$